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Plan Slut

An exemplary example of the female species that will, despite all of your best efforts, manage to fuck up all of your carefully laid out plans by not arriving at the pre-agreed destination with the sole intention to create frustration.
"Whats the matter Tom? You seem down".
"I had a date with Hillary and she didn't show up".
"I tried to tell ya man, she's a plan slut".
by Tenkun October 6, 2008
mugGet the Plan Slutmug.

F2 PLAN

The F2 Plan refers specifically to a person's "fiends", err "Friends" and "Family" who treat that person worse and nastier and shittier and crappier than an enemy would. All members of the F2 Plan who are "takers" and inconsiderate humanoid animals need to be fired without notice due with NO OPTION FOR REHIRE due to their high level of toxicity. They prove once again that it is more important to keep your enemies close and your F2 member very, very, very far away!
Dick and Virgina Johnson are so nice and considerate to their family and friends but Virgina and Dick keep getting their balls twisted by them! Hopefully, some day soon they will realize that they need to drop the F2 Plan and go it alone; just Dick and Virgina.

It's a fact of life that the people who are closest to a person are the ones who disappoint the most simply because the nasty and shitty and fucked up which results in behavior that is so unexpected, unwarranted and inhuman that they need to be fired immediately, if not sooner!!!. Fuck the F2 Plan!!! I'd rather pay more and live in peace!!! Don't be a Dick or a Virgina Johnson by getting fucked by incestuous family members and fake ass fiends!!! Class is over. Go home now. Bye. i'm out of here. Tip the servers schmucks! They work hard to keep you hydrated and satiated so you can run to the bathroom every 15 minutes to possibly run into a member of a former F2 Plan.
by Dr. Real Nasty February 22, 2023
mugGet the F2 PLANmug.

Plan

What killed the Van Der Linde Gang
by mrstarkidontfeelsogood November 29, 2019
mugGet the Planmug.

This is the greatest plan

This is a quotes from Charles in Henry the Stickman
This is the greatest plan (plaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan)
by FugmaBALLZ October 3, 2022
mugGet the This is the greatest planmug.

Geography Plan

Kidnapping a male friend, removing their underwear, and then using rope to attach their left wrist to their left ankle and their right wrist to their right ankle. This will leave them spread, now a dishonorable person has free use of them. When completed, leave them to the homeless overnight and return to them in the morning to check the damage.
Anthony geography planned John and the homeless were really grateful
by Johnathan T Gooch September 21, 2025
mugGet the Geography Planmug.

booty plan

When you make a plan to get some booty. Different from a booty call in that it is pre arranged
We should make a booty plan for this Friday
mugGet the booty planmug.

Powerade Plan

Also "Powerade Releif Plan"

The frequent or regular smoking of marijuana using a home-made bong, such as a powerade bottle.
Person 1: "Why is your throat always sore man?"

Person 2: "I'm on the Powerade Plan, dude..."
by Richie Benaud June 15, 2012
mugGet the Powerade Planmug.

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