Office worker, usually male, who spends a large portion of their working day pretending to work while trawling porno sites and swapping porno links with their extensive network of fellow porn addicts.
He always looks guilty and shuffles his mouse when I go into his office - he's a monkey spanking porn pig for shiz.
by poopoothighs November 29, 2007
1. A small creature that children own as pets, usually called the name of their favorite condiment. Ex: Peanut butter, Mustard, Ketchup.
2. The name for a man that a younger girl is strangely attracted too. The man is older in this case.
2. The name for a man that a younger girl is strangely attracted too. The man is older in this case.
1. Fanny Jo: I got a pet guinea pig!
Susan Mae: What's his name?
Fanny Jo: Mayonnaise!
2. Aly: Guinea Pigs is so hot today!
Lexi: EWWWWWW!
Madison: EWWWWWW!
Ana: EWWWWWW!
Aly: What?!
Susan Mae: What's his name?
Fanny Jo: Mayonnaise!
2. Aly: Guinea Pigs is so hot today!
Lexi: EWWWWWW!
Madison: EWWWWWW!
Ana: EWWWWWW!
Aly: What?!
by GuineaPigzLuvsAlyyyS March 10, 2010
by Concierge March 26, 2005
by bamagirls September 22, 2014
An unplesent looking girl who gets consistantly railed and takes pleasure in that fact. The more penis' taken, the more satisfied this species becomes. Between a Slam Pigs legs is an excelent place to find a plethora of STD's.
"There goes Johanna with another shady looking guy."
"Yeah she needs to meet her quota of 5 guys per night."
"What a nasty Slam Pig"
"It's not her fault it's in every Slam Pigs genes"
"Yeah she needs to meet her quota of 5 guys per night."
"What a nasty Slam Pig"
"It's not her fault it's in every Slam Pigs genes"
by Jdizz019 September 17, 2008
A huge fat slutty ugly girl. Their big fat round face is so fat there eyes look like craters on the moon! :D
moon pigs drink heavily, wear tiny size zero slutty outfits like a whore and are so mad they believe they are so hot they could marry brad pitt, easily offended they often turn violent when called a Moon Pig :D
moon pigs drink heavily, wear tiny size zero slutty outfits like a whore and are so mad they believe they are so hot they could marry brad pitt, easily offended they often turn violent when called a Moon Pig :D
beavis: hey look its a moon pig!
butthead: hur hur Moooooooooon PiiiiiiG
moon pig: come here and say that ill whoop your skinny ass! (throws bottle at your head)
beavis: Mooooooon PiiiiG :D
butthead: hur hur Moooooooooon PiiiiiiG
moon pig: come here and say that ill whoop your skinny ass! (throws bottle at your head)
beavis: Mooooooon PiiiiG :D
by moon pigs July 30, 2009
by SteveV November 15, 2007