porn pig

Office worker, usually male, who spends a large portion of their working day pretending to work while trawling porno sites and swapping porno links with their extensive network of fellow porn addicts.

He always looks guilty and shuffles his mouse when I go into his office - he's a monkey spanking porn pig for shiz.

by poopoothighs December 28, 2007

Guinea Pigs

1. A small creature that children own as pets, usually called the name of their favorite condiment. Ex: Peanut butter, Mustard, Ketchup.

2. The name for a man that a younger girl is strangely attracted too. The man is older in this case.

1. Fanny Jo: I got a pet guinea pig!
Susan Mae: What's his name?
Fanny Jo: Mayonnaise!

2. Aly: Guinea Pigs is so hot today!
Lexi: EWWWWWW!
Madison: EWWWWWW!
Ana: EWWWWWW!
Aly: What?!

by GuineaPigzLuvsAlyyyS March 10, 2010

whistle pig

The ridiculous and hillarious northern Pennsylvania term for a ground hog.

Thank goodness that whistle pig that was digging up my yard became road kill.

by Concierge March 26, 2005

whistle pig

Southern term for ground hogs.

A whistle pig ran across the road and we almost hit it.

by bamagirls September 22, 2014

Slam Pig

An unplesent looking girl who gets consistantly railed and takes pleasure in that fact. The more penis' taken, the more satisfied this species becomes. Between a Slam Pigs legs is an excelent place to find a plethora of STD's.

"There goes Johanna with another shady looking guy."

"Yeah she needs to meet her quota of 5 guys per night."

"What a nasty Slam Pig"

"It's not her fault it's in every Slam Pigs genes"

by Jdizz019 October 30, 2008

tundra pig

A large woman generally (but not always) from the frozen tundra of Minnesota. These monstrous behemoths are known for their protective layers of lard to allow them to survive for days in the harsh winter months.

I'm tired of meeting girls on Myspace, they all use the angles to hide the fact that they're still tundra pigs.

by trahma July 29, 2008

Pig's ear

Pig's ear, slang for beer.

Jon, while your up mate get us a 'Pig's ear'.

by SteveV December 12, 2007