pickle in a pouch

A pickle sized dick wrapped up in a slick lubey condom

Oh baby give me your moist firm pickle in a pouch

by hamslice6969 September 9, 2019

skoal berry pouches

the worst dip made to man-kind
it's a pussy's dip

don't be a bitch and dip pouches anyways

you can i have a dip

yeah man

why the fuck do you have skoal berry pouches

cause thats the shit

your a fucking bitch

by TheOficialDipper01 January 24, 2020

devil's pouch maneuver

a term for when a pizza delivery guy calls you daddy and tea bags your pizza

AHH DANG IT The guy pulled a devil's pouch maneuver on my pizza.

by sasasasasasasa123 February 29, 2020

Icing the Phuck

Occurs when a man and woman cum at approximately the same time during coitus. Shortly thereafter, the man withdraws his penis and the woman inserts it into her mouth, gathering up the smorgasbord of juices collected prior. The man and woman then kiss, exchanging the fluids further, and allowing for a complete sharing of their combined taste.

Damn, babygirl, everything is soaked down here. What do you think about icing the phuck?

by OwnedByFelines August 17, 2020

Ass to Pouch

When someone fingers a dirty asshole then immediately packs a lip of chewing tobacco with the same hand.

I pack my double decker horseshoes like any free American should, Ass to Pouch.

by 104206901 March 15, 2021

Hudson Scout Phuckshitt

This dude really likes to phuck shitt.

shut da fuck up Hudson Scout Phuckshitt

by LangAnimates420_69 June 1, 2021

Ravioli Hand Pouch

A sexual act consisting of a hand job while a saturated maxi pad is wrapped around the penis. Usually done between lovers with deeply seated issues, as an attempt to bring spice and intimacy back into a stale relationship.

My old lady gave me the old ravioli hand pouch the other day, gotta say, a lot stickier than I thought it would be

by Cwkrchotrod November 6, 2021