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Philly Trash Slut

A girl, age ranging from 14 to 18, who drives over the Betsy Ross, Tacony-Palmyra, or Ben Franklin Bridge to spread her VD all over the glorious New Jersey suburbs of Philadelphia. Until the late 1800s, the only means of travel across the Delaware River was by ferry boat, which was a somewhat long albeit dangerous journey for a young debutante to endure to visit her beau. With the advent of the automobile, and later the suspension bridge, not only debutantes but well-paid whore-women made the trip to visit prosperous suburban Phildelphia towns, only to return to their squalid tenement neighborhoods in Northeast Philadelphia at the end of their day. Skip ahead to the 2000s, and the descendants of said whore-women have brought their own game to towns such as Moorestown and Cinnaminson, stealing boyfriends and spreading their VD just as their grandmothers did. Easily recognizable due to their washed-out blondeness and vague expressions, and general unwillingness to speak with any true, classy Southern New Jersey ladies.
That philly trash slut just latched onto my man with her tooth-filled snatch!
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philly bj

the name given to any blow job that is performed by a man, originated because Philadelphia is so gay
I cant believe you just paid for a philly bj, that shit is so gross it should be free
by ThoffSux4sure November 8, 2007
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phillips

Another word with the same definition as fellatio, except for the servicing is done by a male. Pronounced, 'feel lips.'
Homo 1: I could phillips, Elton John could only top, on my hard tube steak.

Homo 2: To bad his breath was smelling of fumundercheese PEW!
by onlyfemalelips4this January 1, 2011
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Phillipino

The most superior race in the whole universe. I recommend becoming friends with one. it will change your life. no joke.

Places you might see them?

1)The Phillipines.

2) in an Expats house (normally in Hong Kong) with a Broom and Brush in hand.

3) or even just at the local Karaoke Bar

the best specimens are always the Half Scottish/Half Phillipino kind. they are truly exceptional.
"whoa man, look at the way she moves! she must be Phillipino"
by Half-cast May 26, 2009
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philly steamer

Normally preformed by homo-sexual men. The "Philly steamer" would be the act of, two men deprecating into a cylinder type apertures forcing ones or another deprecation into the opposite party.
Yo, I'm so gay. I Philly steamerd the other night.
by Kevin Hanrahan September 27, 2010
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Philled

verb: When something has been done very ghetto-ly, rednecked, or nigger rigged.
The new lights on sams truck has been philled.

Bob philled the porch together in 1 hour. It broke later that day.
by S.P.Sherwood August 17, 2009
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Phillatio

To suck a penis like Phil Collins does.

The term "fellatio" (to perform oral sex on the penis), was in the past spelt "Phillatio". The word aquired it's meaning from the fact that Phil Collins sucks the dick. He later struck up a deal with the Oxford English dictionary to change the word, and keep it changed, for a price of $10 million per year. So, every time you buy a Phil Collins record, you are oppressing the english language and ridiculing the world's hard working lexicologists.
Phillatio is what Gary and Dave do best.
by Awesome Truth Teller April 9, 2011
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