Eepy Peepee

An alternative term for Erectile Dysfunction, as to imply that one's peepee is "eepy" (itself a clipping of the word "sleepy".) Could be abbreviated as EPPP.

Person 1: Poor guy, I heard Person 3 came down with Eepy Peepee, he could not get it up while sleeping with Person 4.

Person 2: Why the fuck are you calling it that?

by John HorusHeresy August 26, 2025

Master Peeler

When one becomes a professional at peeling off foreskin, not just their own but that of others.

You met the twink recently? I heard he became a master peeler

by Walter "Flashbang" White January 8, 2026

Limp-wristed potato peeler

The art of being so pathetic and useless that cease to be useful in society. A potato peeler with a limp wrist cannot perform their assigned job thus being useless.

Anthea stop doing that, you look like a limp-wristed potato peeler.

by Trash Panda11 July 7, 2022

want to peeeeee

Misspelled term that, when used, activates some sort of fetish play. Just spell it correctly to avoid this. Book move.

1. "want to peeeeee"
2. "Just do it."
1. "right here right now?

in my pantsv"
2. "Right there right now"
1. "in me pants"
2. "In your pants"
1. "but itll be
gtosss
gross
icky"
2. "It will be ok
It'll be nice and warm"
1. "hmmmm ok"

by birbisbad May 8, 2024

pop it down like a peeled grape

When you slurp something down your gullet without chewing

Person 1: Aww, man, what should I do with this food? I don't know the best way to eat it.
Person 2: When in doubt, just pop it down like a peeled grape. It's great! Or should I say, grape? Laughs maniacally.
Person 1: ...

by friendlybean February 3, 2019