Boner Phone

An expression used when one unexpectedly encounters something especially stupid or ridiculous out of their control. The person mimics a ringing noise, pretends to answer a pantomimed phone and says, "it's the boner phone, and it's for you."

after finishing the hunger games series "Ring, ring! It's the boner phone, and it's for you."

by vistalover March 30, 2012

drinking and phoning

to talk on the phone drunk whilist drunk and talking nonsense while speaking nonsense.

I was talking on the phone drinking and phoning, the fast food place laughed at my order, and nothing arrived

by im not a mouse April 20, 2008

phone leg

When your legs falls asleep from sitting on the shitter for too long fucking with your smartphone.

After sitting on the john for twenty minutes liking memes on social media: "Damn I have phone leg, I'm gonna stumble around like an intoxicated giraffe while I'm trying to wipe."

by gnstrlove November 23, 2016

phone virginity

You have phone virginity before you have phone sex.

a. Hey, do you want to lose your phone virginity.
b. Yes, lets have phone sex.

by Epic_Stoner April 11, 2015

Phone Dome

Getting A blow job through the phone. The person on the other end of the lines makes slurping noises and the recipient put the phone on their dick and acts as if the phone is the other persons mouth.

You Brandon, I was getting some MAD phone dome last night before you came back.

by 209 MAPLE September 24, 2009

Phone ho

A person who habitually talks intimately with others over the phone. That can be a 976 or 900 pay number or just someone they're interested in.

George is always talking dirty to women over the phone; he's such a phone ho.

by Allblackmax April 28, 2009

Phone duck

Someone Who Sits on the phone with you randomly quacking about total nothing-ness and usless information.

Andrew: "man i just got off the phone with her, Sheesh total phone duck."

by Matrixhouse January 30, 2011