(adj) A general term that indicates a feeling of awesomeness; a substitute for "good", "great", etc; can also substitute for "sexy", "hot", etc; a high compliment.
by Omylanta October 31, 2008

A satirical insult used to describe people who believe their thoughts to be complex, 'layered', and autonomous, but who are in reality quite shallow. 'Onions' are easily mislead by silver-tongued politicians and disingenuous statistics, much like those who would take The Onion's news parodies at face value.
by Yowsky May 4, 2021

by Yung Splenda™ daddy March 13, 2015

Onions hair is a term used for someone with extremely flat and straight hair. Usually styled in a middle part, people can have onion hair or onion head.
by mr.onion.boy October 26, 2021

Originated by rapper Yeat. a "6 peice onion" is a way of saying $6k. "peice onion" however may be used for any amount of thousands of dollars e.g "100 piece onion" would be in this case $100k
by twizzyromani September 21, 2021

Who wants onions on this lads?
Giz onions on that there young fella.
That keith lad he’s King of the Onions so he is.
Giz onions on that there young fella.
That keith lad he’s King of the Onions so he is.
by Xx_Niguez_In_ParisxX April 19, 2022

Shrek: Ogres are... like... onions.
Donkey: They stink?
Shrek: Yes- No!
Donkey: Oh, they make you cry.
Shrek: No!
Donkey: Oh, you leave em out in the sun, they get all brown, start sproutin’ little white hairs.
Shrek: NO! Layers! Onions have layers, ogres have layers. You get it? We both have layers.
Donkey: They stink?
Shrek: Yes- No!
Donkey: Oh, they make you cry.
Shrek: No!
Donkey: Oh, you leave em out in the sun, they get all brown, start sproutin’ little white hairs.
Shrek: NO! Layers! Onions have layers, ogres have layers. You get it? We both have layers.
by The Onioner November 20, 2021
