muffin-topping

The physical act whereby the male, with aid of lubricant (frequently sweat) , performs intercourse with the folds of skin which hang over a woman's low-rise jeans.
Paul was so into the new girl he got into muffin-topping her in the stairwell.
by rabelais10 August 03, 2010
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top crash

I am tired. I'm going top crash for a lil.
by A(ey)licia April 05, 2008
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top lip

When you spent money on something you didn't intend to buy, your top lip extends beyond your bottom lip.
After work my girl asked to stop for a drink, on her, when the bill comes she says she forgot my wallet so I top lipped and paid.
by BobaFett February 26, 2015
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Top G

A man whose unmatched perspicacity coupled with sheer indefatigability makes them a feared opponent in any realm of human endeavor.
Who is that man? I have been watching him and he doesn't seem to lose.

Must be a Top G
by Wita October 12, 2022
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Top Cheddar

in hockey: when you make the golie look like a total whore by sniping his ass over the shouldar short side high. this also causes the WHOLE crowd to get a raging boner (women grow penises just for this, then shed them and feed them to small children after telling them itds a hot dogg) and you celly the piss out of your whole team by riding the stick while flying.
I sniped luke top cheddar bro.

Oh shit really?
yeah. hes now a nurf herder.
by jackandmark April 29, 2011
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Blue Top

they are talking about Grey Goose Vodka due to the familiar blue lable on the top.
by trophy wife March 13, 2009
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Muffin Top

A word used to describe one whos fat is desperately trying to escape the suffication from tight jeans resulting in the fat tumbeling over.
Shayna is such a fatass look at her muffin top!
by AaGeLiNa August 05, 2005
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