you're making out with spongebob and things start to get heated. your tongues are battling and your hands are roaming all over his chest. he manages to pull off your pants while still sucking your mouth. you pull apart and you turn around, spreading your cheeks apart. you expect him to unzip his pants but his face smashes into your ass as you feel something long fucking into you: it's his nose.
by chimken_nunget May 17, 2022
Get the It's his nosemug. The act of driving slowly in front of someone, often preceded by cutting them up at a junction.
The nose-gater ususally drives at around 24.5 in a 30 zone. This can be due to a number of reasons:excessively new car (worried that air friction may scratch paintwork); old age (can't see, reaction speed gone); kids in car (irrational spawn-protecting behaviour); Micra driver (inexplicable) etc..
The opposite of tail-gating. Especially prevalent when you are trying to get somewhere in a hurry.
The nose-gater ususally drives at around 24.5 in a 30 zone. This can be due to a number of reasons:excessively new car (worried that air friction may scratch paintwork); old age (can't see, reaction speed gone); kids in car (irrational spawn-protecting behaviour); Micra driver (inexplicable) etc..
The opposite of tail-gating. Especially prevalent when you are trying to get somewhere in a hurry.
"Stop nose-gating me, you c***ypie!"
by marlinemcdagger February 5, 2010
Get the nose-gatingmug. by bigbangbro July 18, 2015
Get the pelican nosemug. When your tired of running to the bathroom because your nose is running and you have no tissues so you roll a piece of toilet paper and fold it to make a nose tampon.
by gabriellebrok November 24, 2016
Get the Nose tamponmug. The act of using the nose to place panties to the side to access the genitals. Much the same way a pig would search truffles.
by CPT_beef_curtain January 22, 2023
Get the Truffle nosingmug. by Burraccccch November 22, 2010
Get the Parrot Nosingmug.