short zone

The area adjacent to the friend zone where a guy has no chance because he is shorter than she is. This is worse than being in the friend zone because, unless you can still grow, you have no hope of moving out of the short zone. Guys in the short zone must resort to the nice guy role, the acquaintance role, or just set up their tall friends. Good luck to all of you in the short zone we feel for you.

Me: “Hey, who was that? Did you get things going with her?”
Friend: “No, she’s 6’. She short zoned me before I talked to her.”

by Something Stupid September 27, 2014

Dookie Shorts

Similar in fashion to "Booty Shorts", only shorter.

"Dang, girl! Doze shorts so short I can see the dookie in yo butts."

"DAD, how many times do I have to tell you not to wear your Dookie Shorts when I have friends over!?"

by Almighty Zardoz August 22, 2011

Short Shit

a cross between a midget and an asshole,mostly meaning a poor excuse for an italian,enjoys going tanning,lifting and thinking hes better then everyone...also doin stuff with his ass pirate mike,and last but probably the most important getting a piercing just like chris cuz he knows hes the man with that fake shit in his ear

Laaaaaadies, do u think i look and act like a SHORT SHIT

by kevin pizlori January 19, 2008

running shorts

adj: a phrase used to describe somone who is flamboyantly homosexual.

"Jeff began his life as a drag queen under the name 'Anastasia'"
"That guy is SO running shorts"
or
"That guy totally wears running shorts"

by SeveredHeadGirl December 11, 2005

short pants

Claire's stupid theory that short pants are another name for shorts.

I am packing short pants for summer camp.

by victoria February 13, 2005

Short skirt

I wear a short scirt and a guy walks up to me so he can fiddle with my pussy

Short skirt

by Simply holly October 13, 2016

short bangs

An "oops" kind of moment. Uh-Oh! Kinda dumb about something. Feeling like you got caught with your pants down. But still looking adorable. An embarrasing moment. Like when you look back on a picture of yourself when you were young, with very short bangs (that we all had), and remembering those embarrasing moments.
An innocent but embarrased look.

When I looked down at my feet when I was at work I realized I had 2 different colored socks on and felt like I had short bangs.

by Dawn Ripley December 13, 2008