Peter Griffin: "RANDY FULLMAN?! I'm here to beat the crap out of you!"
Randy: "You can't peter, I have MS!'
Peter: "You hear that Chris? This guy has a monkey scrotum and he's bragging about it!'
Randy: "You can't peter, I have MS!'
Peter: "You hear that Chris? This guy has a monkey scrotum and he's bragging about it!'
by usefbishara March 24, 2008

(Noun) Used to describe any unidentifiable substance or substances which have a loose likeness to man fat.
1. Has someone covered the lemon drizzle cake with monkey smile?
2. I was up all night making that monkey smile.
2. I was up all night making that monkey smile.
by Fatkid_13 October 7, 2021

by Ass_hat69 December 5, 2019

(n) 1. a person who gains sexual pleasure from getting defecated upon.
2. a person who enjoys eating faeces.
2. a person who enjoys eating faeces.
Bob: Dude, that chick I fucked last night wanted me to shit on her.
Pete: Ha! You picked up a scat monkey.
Pete: Ha! You picked up a scat monkey.
by Twisted_Colour April 19, 2009

Someone who is not focused when they should be, very scatter brained when they should be cool calm and collected.
Imagine bringing a monkey to church.
Imagine bringing a monkey to church.
George drove from dealership to dealership like an excited little church monkey, instead of taking time to update his notes.
by NLMRSD September 20, 2013

In august 2019 a Youtube channel uploads a british man starts making fun of a gorilla in the Steam game called Ark, he ends up destroying his camera and himself because the gorilla was pissed
Hey look at this monkey
ooga booga ooga booga ooga booga x3
(Camera gets freaking destroyed by the gorilla)
ooga booga ooga booga ooga booga x3
(Camera gets freaking destroyed by the gorilla)
by 88k3 November 5, 2020

A foul-smelling, well-used vagina. Most females possessing a monkey pooch are either lacking the intelligence of the conventional woman or are simply both liars and hussies.
"Kevin, the smell of your girlfriend's monkey pooch could kill a small rodent."
"Kevin! You want to make me feel better than I feel right now?! You want to give me pleasure? Stick your fingers in my monkey pooch!"
"Shit, she had four guys in that monkey pooch of her's."
"Kevin, your monkey pooch - having girlfriend is a liar and a hussy."
"Kevin! You want to make me feel better than I feel right now?! You want to give me pleasure? Stick your fingers in my monkey pooch!"
"Shit, she had four guys in that monkey pooch of her's."
"Kevin, your monkey pooch - having girlfriend is a liar and a hussy."
by Mattrick McKennedy August 7, 2006
