by squirlls1 November 5, 2012
Get the slut bird mug.The bodyless child of Jackie Stallone and an ostrich. Flappy Bird is a shitty downgrade of an at least bearable helicopter game created over a decade ago. Instead of flying a helicopter in a stable gliding motion through a tunnel, you are a paraplegic bird which can only flap its wings once at a time to fly. To make it worse instead of avoiding a small block you have just a tiny space to fit through between pipes. Helicopter Game was an inconvenience. However the half blind deformity with a monkeys ass on its face will make you want to kill a puppy if not yourself. Deplorable excuse of a remake.
Ben: Where the hell is Taran?
Jess: He's playing flappy bird.
Ben: that poser game again?!?!
Jess: He doesnt' care anymore, he's obsessed with it.
Ben: Come outside you wankfuck!
Taran: Shu'up ye mong, aye ulmost bee' ma hiyy scirrr.
Ben: ffs....
2 days later
Taran: eye wan' ti siwecyde miselvf :(
Ben: what a fucking surprise.
Jess: He's playing flappy bird.
Ben: that poser game again?!?!
Jess: He doesnt' care anymore, he's obsessed with it.
Ben: Come outside you wankfuck!
Taran: Shu'up ye mong, aye ulmost bee' ma hiyy scirrr.
Ben: ffs....
2 days later
Taran: eye wan' ti siwecyde miselvf :(
Ben: what a fucking surprise.
by motherfingtheresa March 13, 2014
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I laughed so hard when that bird-licker quoted the online dating profile of each of the next drag performers
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Dan was excited to meet random dudes in Belize so he could experience adventure birding for the first time.
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Mane A: "How did you go with your date last night brother?"
Mane B: "Brother I got some mad Bird Derby, bitch was thirsty!"
Mane B: "Brother I got some mad Bird Derby, bitch was thirsty!"
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