smart balance

Frankie’s favorite butter

I can’t eat my toast without some smart balance!

by Fatman July 28, 2018

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smart laundry

smart laundry \ COMPOUND NOUN (ˈsmärt ˈlȯn-drē): laundry machines with a high degree of intelligence, leveraging IoT, machine learning, digital interfaces, and other patented tech : AWESOME. //

“I’m so glad we use SMART LAUNDRY so I don’t have to pay with quarters, use the crappy card machine, wait 3 months for a dryer to get repaired, not know when machines are available, or lose my clothes to some laundry thief.”

by smartlaundryfan June 8, 2021

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smart insults

Your mom.

"Well you're stupid I bet you can't respond with smart insults"
Well you know what, your mom.

by Anonymous unknown. January 2, 2012

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Smart Donke

Smart Donke - Like a Smart Ass, but more humorous. Instead of belittling others he makes others life better by being a Ride-or-die friend like Donke in Shrek, but way smarter like Einstein.

I'd much rather be a smart donke than a dumb-donke anyday.

by IQDave August 22, 2024

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