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by HARDER AUHHHHH October 17, 2021
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sport-speak

emotional words and phrases from real-life that are used in Sports terms and do not reflect the actual hate and venom the real-life situations depicted --- i.e. "Kill the Packers" chant Chicago Bears fans, but they don't want to physically kill the Green Bay Packers (we assume) --- you follow? --- Go Bears!!!
Bears fans hope the Lions "sack the Pack" --- in a sport-speak "Kill the Packers"
by General B (Bill Finley) October 14, 2019
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Sport

Not Chess
"Chess is not a sport you double chin, greasy fingered, moron"
by King_Derp135 May 27, 2022
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Sports Game

There is a game. Its a sports. Therefore, its a sports game.
We have a sports game today at 7 pm
by Bigthiccdiccricc November 25, 2021
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sporting clay

Halfway between flaccid and raging hardon. (Coined by Adam Carolla)..
It's best to be sporting clay when going skinny dipping with a group. You don't want to go full turtle, but you don't want to scare anyone with a full erection, either
by TheDawgLives October 4, 2015
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non-binary sports fan

A non-binary sports fan, also known as a they/them, is a sports fan that wears merch from two different sports team that competes in the same sports league, e.g. a Sydney FC shirt with a Western Sydney Wanderers cap, or a half Celtic and a half Rangers shirt. However wearing merch of two teams in different sporting leagues does not qualify as a they/them, for example a Queensland Maroons cap and a Brisbane Broncos shirt, because while those two teams compete in the same sport, they play different completions and cannot compete against each other.

The only three exemptions from wearing merch from two teams in the same sports league are;

1) having two different family members or close friends playing for two different teams. This means that Jason/Travis Kelce's mum is not a non-binary sports fan.

2) being obviously under the age of 12. As people generally don't know better at that age.

3) being an ex-player who has actually played for both of those teams. Craig Wing wouldn't be a non-binary sports fan for wearing Roosters and Rabbitohs merch because he actually played for both teams.
Luis is the biggest non-binary sports fan, yesterday he was wearing a Cowboys hat with a Broncos shirt and now he's wearing a Wanderers scarf with a Sydney FC shirt. (a.k.a. a they/them).

I saw a group of people wearing a half-half Brisbane Lions and Gold Coast Suns jumper, but it had 7 and 19 on the back, so they are probably related to Jarrod and Tom Berry so therefore they probably aren't non-binary sports fans.
by Rian Gigs II April 9, 2025
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