mrs. wilson

The piece of shit that acts like a child and doesn't give a fuck about shit

Mrs. Wilson literally doesn't do anything in class.

by Davethehorse123 December 3, 2014

Mr. Velez

The art of anal sex while the recipient is excreting diarrhea out of their rectum.

Aaron gave Mike a Mr. Velez and it was great.

by Mr. Velez March 12, 2010

Mr. Clean

A sex move where the man rubs peroxide instead of lube on the condom and penetrates his partner's anal in attempt to clean and purify the impurities of the anal.

Kyle cleaned his girl's ass by performing the Mr. Clean on her.

by SnakeBiter October 5, 2009

Mr. Ed

Someone who is hung like horse

Damn that guy is a Mr. Ed, all the chicks want want that 10 inch piece he carries in his pants.

by Phakebox August 30, 2005

mr farris

Most drop dead sexy motherfucker to ever walk the earth. when i walk in his class i borderline nut. that little striped collar shirt really gets me going

Me: damn did you see mr farris mine as well call him father Farris, holy shit!!!

by emmanuelvagina March 23, 2022

Mr. Hays

That one teacher that makes you write 69420 page essays in 10 minutes and gives shit assignments because he wants to. Don't be Mr. Hays

Person 1: Mr. Hays made me write a 69420 page essay in 10 minutes
Person 2: same
Person 1: fuck Mr. Hays
Person 2: yes

by BruhILikeTacos October 11, 2020

Mr Paterson

Mr Paterson’s are tall, annoying principals. For some reason he doesn’t like angels. He also doesn’t like the color black, and will tell you to take it off.

Your so annoying, you are a Mr Paterson!

by Karmas December 11, 2018