An AMAZING WONDERFUL blue eyed girl that is the best person ever!! She will light up your day no matter what mood she is in and even when she feels like crying she stays strong! She is the strongest girl I know and the only girl I know that is the sweetest girl ever but can defiantly fight and never backs down. She is smart and is the best athlete she pushes until she succeeds! She lights up my world even when she cant light up her own! I love her!! <3
by Shut your mouth! :o November 21, 2010

Someone who is an amazing athelete. She is nice to everyone and likes hanging out with anyone. She has gorgeous eyes that will make you melt. She has trouble with boys, but has amazing friends who help her get through it. She is fun to be around.
by LandM107 August 20, 2010

While masturbating in a bathroom the person puts of of their legs up onto the toilet while ejaculating.
Guy 1:Dude i was ganking my junk in my bathroom and at the end i Captain Morgan Stanced that shit.
Guy 2: No fucking way! The Captain Morgan Stance!
Guy 2: No fucking way! The Captain Morgan Stance!
by Conz313 June 12, 2009

When an ugly, slightly chubby weeb jerks off to much and gets his bellybutton full of cum then has his golden retriever lick it off.
by SatansPeubicHair September 5, 2021

A superhuman creature known for its versatility in simultaneously narrating, swearing, and acting like an android.
by kirupa February 15, 2014

Morgan le Fay, fairy enchantress of Arthurian legend and romance. Geoffrey of Monmouth's Vita Merlini (c. 1150) named her as the ruler of Avalon, a marvelous island where King Arthur was to be healed of his wounds, and it described her as skilled in the arts of healing and of changing shape.
by Sky420high July 28, 2021

where a man named morgan david bangar places his pube into a ear getting stuck to ear wax to cause irritation
by CLIVE DAVIDSON April 2, 2019
