Morning After Hair

Messy hair after a night of wild sex. Same as sex hair and looks just like bed head.

Wow, that slut Erin didn't even comb out her morning after hair, you know she got rammed hard last night!

by Ariel Lei August 22, 2007

morning water

that glorious first piss of the morning.

Edvard likes to start his out his day with a nice steaming mug of his own morning water.

by Dickie Moist October 8, 2003

land of morbid obesity

Most of America, especially the south, denoted by lack of bike lanes/sidewalks and a pleuthera of fast food shit holes, not so much in places where there are mountains, nice beaches, and walking cities (like New York)

every time i go to the land of morbid obesity I see my health insurance rates skyrocketing

by Paul S.W. November 16, 2006

Steady Mobbin

When you and your gang ride slow in a black benz and mean mug everyone who looks at you. Any car over $60,000 works as well.

Those young boys looked so fly and clean cut when they were steady mobbin down 8th street.

by zKbo October 10, 2009

morning bed hump

When a man wakes up in the morning with a stiffy, and humps his bed because there's no female readily at hand to hump.

Every morning, there's never a girl next to Tundo, so he does his ritual morning bed hump before brushing his teeth.

by authOOr June 18, 2006

Morning Selfie

In reference to *Top meaning ; A common response to the visual reception to the posted morning selfie.

Jack woke up early that tuesday morn. As usual, he logged into The Facebook. The first post was by Jessica; she posted a morning selfie. As he waited for the picture to load, Jack noticed the morning wood in his shorts growing with every line on the picture (damn dial-up). In response to the newly loaded picture, Jack gave himself a Morning Selfie.

by tRy2bEaT_mE March 9, 2015

Morning Suck

(FOR A MALE) The act of receiving oral pleasure in the morning, usually before going to work.

Aw man, I am usually off track all day if Julie doesn't give me my morning suck as soon as I wake up.

by headbanger1186 December 23, 2008