John Wick Mode

When someone hurts your dog and you show no mercy

He kicked my puppy so I went John Wick Mode on him and broke his fucking neck

by That guy mike June 2, 2019

dome a la mode

v. adj. the process of recieving fellatio while the male genitalia is covered in ice cream

My girlfiend prefers vanilla ice cream when giving dome a la mode. Unfortunately, thats not the only white cream she gets...

by Slick Vic, Iron Mike January 14, 2008

mohel

wang cutter. one who uses an old stone to perform a circumcision at a jewish keg party. beware the mohel.

that rabbi bounced a check for $25, and we had to send the mohel to collect.

by d3adr0ck April 26, 2005

Zombie Mode

During a conversation if a person seems to be zoned out drastically maybe due to non-interested topic or any other reason and he is continuously staring at the speaker without saying a single word then a person is said to be in Zombie Mode. Generally in a Zombie Mode a person is shifting his eyes to one speaker to the other without knowing what they are talking about.

Ted: I'm 32, still single, in Newyork city. Where i'm gonna find love of my life?
Marshall: You eventually find your soulmate like i did when i met Lily.
Ted: If i think about it, i got better chance to meet up with Angelina Jolie rather than finding a wife for me.
Marshall: Don't be absurd.
Ted: Barney "Quit your Zombie Mode and back me up here.

by Reet Awwsum June 28, 2013

trip mode

means u r really trippin

Gurl, my mom wont let me go out. She on dat trip mode 4real.

by Nikkiboo G 2 da 3 M.L.L. September 9, 2007

Cargan Mode

When someone freaks out on an internet forum and ultimately causes his or her account to get banned. Named after the fabled Cargan who played the game Vile City.

Did you hear what happened? Mike went into Cargan Mode and spammed the forums. He's banned now.

by dcosta77 December 18, 2008

Cock Mode

To be in "cock mode" is when men decide to give their brains a rest and let their penises take over. Cock mode is not a sensible way to operate on a night out. It will lead the unfortunate male into a diseased or unattractive female.

A guy ceases to run in cock mode within 3 minutes of ejaculating- usually when cognitive thought returns and the hideous beast they have just lain with comes into full focus.

Cock mode can be a good thing if you're in a long term relationship with a girl who does your head in. Switch off your brain and let your penis listen to the inane chatter instead, and then secure a nice orgasm for you. Sorted.

"Why on earth did you leave with that freak last night? She was seriously awful looking"

"I was in cock mode, I didn't really know what I was doing"

"Ah, totally understandable. I switch to cock mode when my wife starts talking. I'm virtually unreachable"

by MagickDio April 22, 2010