Mississippi Stir-Fry

Whatever it is, you can't afford it.

In desperation, I asked her if she could give me a mississippi stir-fry; all she did was direct me to the local library.

by Charlie No-Face July 14, 2020

mississippi-pinstripe

When you are driving, and spit dip outside the window, and it gets all over your car.

I got to get a car wash, and get my new mississippi-pinstripe off, I
Couldn’t find my mud-jug

by Nattynicks August 15, 2018

Mississippi roadhouse

When you're so drunk you pick the fat prostitute to fuck and end up with her sucking you off with hot sauce on the tip of your dick, making you scream "crocodile nuts" to make her stop.

Man ...last night I got so wasted I ended up getting a Mississippi roadhouse.

by Icehollowcome69 November 24, 2021

Mississippi

an American state that is spelt like a disabled child with no arms, legs or left eyeball wrote it.

person a "how do you spell Mississippi??"
person b "I have no fucking clue"

by hhhhdfghj December 2, 2022

Mississippi Ghost

Taking a bong rip, inserting your face between someone's buttcheeks. And blowing the hit directly into their asshole.

"Woah man, why'd you fart a cloud?"
-"Oh that? Thats a Mississippi Ghost."

by Calcibyrn April 24, 2021

mississippi mud lube

When you eat a girl out with a fat dip in.

The redneck ate his girlfriend out giving her some mississippi mud lube.

by Kylepompom April 24, 2016

Mississippi centipede

The art of getting 4+ people to line up on their back and using only their feet pass a bannana or other fruit to each other so fast it looks like a centipede crawling up the Mississippi River.

The researchers could find out how to to fast enough to perform a Mississippi centipede

by KoverLeaf October 4, 2019