Midge-hog

A uber sexy male. Who is well endowed. Often called Gary.

Aaaaaw wouldnt mind tapping that midge-hog!

by LAN84 May 31, 2007

midget in a stuff sack

when you cut open your scrotum and shove a midget/ little person inside of it. usualy done as a prank or to get revenge.

douche 1: man that midget daxtar stole my girl. im gonna give him a midget in a stuff sack!
douche 2: donkey boners taste good!

by kidney doner June 18, 2009

Midget

The most evil little bastards on planet earth. They stand at 4"10- 5"3 and spend their days hunting tall people and eating their souls. They love to hide in vending machines, around dark corners, under bridges,in your bathroom while you shower and sniff you while you're sleeping.. The natural born enemy of the pint sized bitch is the Gizz, becasuse they have to many souls to eat at once

Me & a midget got into an argument at Wal-Mart, he said he would see me in court so I told him to grow up

by Nickvinewood May 24, 2018

madger

Madger's are lovely young men and a great boyfriends . He is very idiosyncratic, quirky, absolutely hilarious and full of cheek. Will brighten your day in an instant! Very attractive specimen normally with curly hair.

Gurl one: who's that cutey
Gurl two: that's Madger watch out his girlfriend will hunt u down

by lovelifelovepeople July 5, 2018

Midget Rape

When a little person come up behind somebody, and wacks them with their oompa loompa stick.

"How did Jessica die again?"
"Oh, she got Midget Raped."

by Koneko^^ July 21, 2018

step midget

a sibling through marriage that is a midget

my step midget has a "short fuse".

by Chase buttly February 22, 2011

Mental midget

You see a movie about a serial killer who thinks he's ugly or disfigured, but never a movie about a guy who's not short, but is convinced he's a midget. A guy with a napoleon complex that shouldn't be there.

The yellow dragon was a mental midget who preyed on tall people even though he wasn't short. He also was convinced he was a coward.

by Solid Mantis August 6, 2019