Max Barbour

If someone has any of the following, they're a Max Barbour;

- The type of guy that can get everyone's attention but never give you any back

- They are nice to you if it's just you and them until someone more interesting comes along (even in the middle of a conversation)

- Don't open up despite their clear issues

- THEY NEVER EVER SAY A PROPER GOOD BYE

- The type to rarely message you unless they want something

- You must always please them or be some worth to them or they'll ignore you

- They use "turning up to your hangouts" as a conditional event

- Never say thank you

- Always changes your hangout ideas to what they want to do

- Always says that they're going to pay you back but NEVER EVER mention they owe you anything

- Treats you like a worthless piece of shit and or acts like they can replace you with anyone at anytime

- KEEPS TRYING TO FLEX HIS WEALTH (I'm talking about his work, chicks/guys after him and literally anything you don't have, he will talk about

Overall a Max Barbour is an absolute dickhead to everyone and yet everyone loves him but nobody likes him

Oh look here comes a Max Barbour! Better kiss their ass so they can treat me like shit!

by A victim of a Max Barbour November 3, 2022

max roth

When you stick your whole fist in your own ass with the middle finger up for deep penetration

Last night, I max roth’d myself so hard. Can’t wait for tomorrow!

by Cunttfup October 30, 2017

Max Shack

A nickname for a maximum security prison.

I hear that Leo is doing a nickel in the max shack for assault.

by the autopsy gremlin April 7, 2011

Max Dehen

Max Dehen is of the Dehen Corporation often associated with biting ears for positive reinforcement. Other associates of the Dehen clan are symbolized with the numeric sequence of 2:08. XD

I am Max Dehen and I got the Corona Virus XD

by GeneralMaximus November 3, 2020

max longmire

ex lover of taliah, loves apples and has long spaghetti hair, he eats apples before every finals game. all girls wanna pour spaghetti sauce on his hair and eat it with some apples, his mom is the bomb.com

max longmire has an ex lover named taliah
she poured spaghetti sauce on his hair and ate it!

by bassproshop June 2, 2015

Max Walker

Number 1 Battyman, shit at tennis and my grandads got a healthier back than him. He smell of moisturiser from over wanking and his willy is bruised. Clapped and single

You're such a "Max Walker"

by Fxxrisy January 30, 2020

Max Glukhov

Healthy and hard sex of two men

Max Glukhov is a good friend of mine
My name is Max Glukhov

Do you want to max Glukhov me?

by Welldoingeverywhere April 23, 2022