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Green Monster 

Green Monster is the name given to a house that often throws parties, rages, kickbacks, pregames, raves etc. The house or series of houses is often found in a populous American city and/or college town. Often confused with a fraternity or frat house, a Green Monster is non-greek affiliated and usually throws better parties than the surrounding Greek community.
This party is sick! What frat is this?
This isn't a frat, this is Green Monster.
Green Monster by collegekiddo November 7, 2010

Land Monster 

This breed is normally found at the end of the bar/pub looking for any guy to take down (home). They are normally disgusting, fat and unless you are 13 shots, 7 beers and a few Mind Erasers deep...you would never, ever even think of hitting it. They do seem to attract the drunkest of the drunks when courting a mate. The unlucky soul who gets attacked by such a beast usually finds himself scurrying around in the morning wondering where he is and what the F is that on the bed.
Holy shit, did you see that Land Monster Tony took down last night? She was hideous.

Look at all those land monsters over there, I'll pay you 20 bucks to sleep with one of them...
Land Monster by JCN November 14, 2006

Gelatinous Monster

A mythical creature shaped rather like a jellyfish, often found fangoriously devouring preteen children. Originates from the informative childrens literature, strongbad's Everyone is Different. See also fangoriously devoured.
"Some people are being fangoriously devoured by a gelatinous monster... Hillary's legs are being digested."
Gelatinous Monster by onetime October 4, 2003

coochie monster 

someone who a fiend for pussy
Kristoffer was the illest coochie monster last night
coochie monster by R3DruM October 29, 2009

pot monster 

A person that consistently pays money to enter a tournament, typically for fighting games, and loses. Being that, in essence, their only purpose was to add money to the pot, they are called pot monsters.
Shoutouts to all the pot monsters out there for adding their dollars to the pot, what a generous donation!
pot monster by viewty_d July 19, 2010

Mother Monster 

The name Lady Gaga's fans (Little Monsters) call her.
Mother Monster by JBridger April 11, 2010