schlonga longa

A person with a long ass ding dong, dick, penis, phallus, gentalia even.

Wow, that guy in that tree has SUCH a big schlonga longa!

by David(BFDI) August 6, 2023

bonga longa

“Bonga longa” is described as an elongated and erect male genital organ, extending well beyond the average length. Its size might be noticeable in both girth and length, and it could have a prominent, defined shape. The skin might be smooth, and veins could be more visible due to the increased blood flow when erect. The tip, or glans, could be more pronounced due to the additional length. Descriptions might vary based on context, personal preferences, or cultural influences.

Bonga is the wideness and longa is the longness.

"Bonga longa" could be used as a slang or playful synonym for "long penis," but it would be highly informal and context-specific. Since it's not a recognized term in standard English, its meaning would depend entirely on how it's used within a specific group or setting. If you plan to use "bonga longa" in this way, be aware that it might not be understood universally and could require some explanation.

"Did you see that bonga longa he had?"
"Yeah, i almost fainted from the sight of it!"

by Rimlaal August 17, 2024

Chicago Luggage

When some idiot doesn't clean the snow off the roof of their car either because their ignorant or were in a hurry and when they stop fast it flies backwards on your windshield blinding your field of vision instantly as they drive away laughing.

ThatJag-Off just got me with his Chicago luggage lazy bastard! Good thing I didn't wreck my car or it would of been his ass!

by Ol watchmen January 12, 2024

dominic luna

dom was my best friend. to me he will always be my best friend. he’s such an amazing, charming person. if you get him on your side don’t ever mess that up. it’ll be the worst mistake that you live to regret. i miss my best friend. he deserves all the happiness and good this world has to offer and i wish i could’ve given him that. he’s so handsome and kind, i wish i was able to have my best friend back. he loves the gym and lil b of course ! i hope he doesn’t throw out those drawings i made him. dom if you’re reading this just know ill always love you and always consider you my best friend. no matter what happens. even if you hate me and never want to see or talk to me again. i’m here for you. you are my best friend.

i love you, batman.

<3

heisenberg: yo did you see dominic luna!!!
jesse: yes i saw dominic luna! i heard he’s an amazing person!
heisenberg: yeah.. that’s one cool dude!

by hellokittyenthusiast November 20, 2023

kentucky luggage

when you sleep with a guy and he shits the bed

did you sleep with brenda and did she bring your kentucky luggage

by fjk4573 December 13, 2024

Dawn/Luna

A really cool gothic or emo lesbian, preferably polish and or transgender

Person 1 at the gay bar: omg did you see that girl shes so fine
Person 2 at the gay bar: oh yeah shes such a dawn/luna

by Dawn/luna February 17, 2026

Dawn/luna

A really cool polish lesbian, (Specifically a transgender one) who is just so cool and stunning that she has you visibly shocked

Person 1 in the gay bar: Oh my GAWD did you just see that girl? Shes stunning.
Person 2 in the gay bar: yeah shes an absolute dawn/luna if i ever saw ond holy shit.

by Dawn/luna February 17, 2026