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Double Lap Leaner

When you have a turd so big you bend over twice to push it out. This will result in a Two Pound Butt Splasher.
"I ate so much cheese it gave me a double lap leaner."
by Robby K. December 20, 2005
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Slow gas leak

A stupid, souless, materialistically obsessed shell of a woman who, although physically attractive, possesses a personality as interesting as watching paint dry.

Usually accompanied by and annoying fake high pitch voice which makes you want to stab your own ear drums out with a HB no.2 pencil.
Mark: "So bro how was your date last night?"

Johnny: "Meh, she was hot but man that bitch was a slow gas leak forsure."

Mark: "Bummer."
by Sheap July 26, 2011
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Don't leave me flaccid

1. A request made to continue pleasuring a man's genitalia.
2. To stop in the middle of a story
1. I haven't cum yet! Come on, don't leave me flaccid!
2. And then.... what!? You can't stop like that, don't leave me flaccid!!!
by MasonLeButton July 22, 2017
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what we learn

It's what u say when u do something to someone or someone does something stupid. And it's a way of being an asshole sometimes.
"I jumped of my house and broke my leg" ...What we learn
"Claps kid in 1v1 in fortnite that talked trash" ...what we learn
by Hey what we learn October 28, 2019
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pointy eared leaf lover

1)Someone who cares way too much about bugs and or non sentient creatures
2)A derogatory term for elves

3)Someone who doesn’t drink beer
Driller: “Scout says he doesn’t want to drink with us.”

Engineer: “That’s because he’s a pointy eared leaf lover.”
by SirTomNorth October 10, 2022
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leak

In the music industry, when a song or album is being put out before it is officially released, usually online.
Sometimes when an artist's album has been leaked, they release their album earlier than planned for fear of the bootleggers.
by Tricia February 26, 2005
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Leatherface

Leatherface is the main antagonist of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre film franchise. Leatherface is loosely inspired by notorious serial murderer Ed Gein who made masks and suits from bodies he exhumed from his local cemetery.

As the title would suggest, Leatherface's preferred weapon of choice is a gas powered chainsaw which he uses to butcher victims. Leatherface also uses a hammer to dispatch victims.

In the original film series, Leatherface's real name is Bubba Sawyer, the mentally handicapped chainsaw wielding member of a cannibal family. Bubba wears different masks due to an inability to express emotion or a personality. It is shown in the first film that Leatherface is actually afraid of his victims and is killing out of a deranged form of self defense.

The remake series re-imagined the character as Thomas Hewitt, a man who was born with a skin disorder that greatly disfigured his face. This version of Leatherface downplays the sympathetic side of the original character and moves him into more traditional slasher villain territory.
"DOG WILL HUNT, GET THAT BITCH LEATHERFACE, GET THAT BITCH! DOOOG WILL HUNT!"

- Chop Top Sawyer.

"He aint retarded, he's misunderstood."

- Charlie Hewitt.
by Turkish Prison December 15, 2012
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