Lazy Wank

When you can't be arsed to use the sink and you roll to the edge of the bed and bash your meat till you dribble man porridge on the floor.

I had a lazy wank last night.

by Tone Leigh January 13, 2023

lazy lard

No life fat lazy bastard who can't be arsed with anything.

get out off your computer you LAZY LARD

by dynamite blowfish March 10, 2014

lazy lopez

The term used to describe a lazy peace of shit who can’t be asked to do anything, that always copy people’s work and don’t do stuff for other people.

That guy was a lazy Lopez for not wanting to help me!

by Dürañh November 4, 2020

the lazy leroy

The lazy leroy you call romba over to polish the family jewels telling alexa to cancel order for fleshlight

My wife walked in on the lazy leroy. After our anniversary

by Maskmademaskmademedoitdoit February 1, 2021

Lazy Giraffe

The act of performing fellatio on a minuscule cock and tricking the owner into believing you're deep-throating it.

Chad felt really good about the size of his cock after his girl went down on him, little did he know she was giving him a lazy giraffe.

by yeahItotallyhavesex June 24, 2020

lazy busy

Your schedule is so full of lazy, you can never get anything done. A timewaster.

Like most potheads, he's lazy busy - So don't expect him to paint the house anytime soon.

by Ad1968 October 17, 2017

lazy

Be lazy on January 13th, don’t do any school work, just sleep in class!

Teacher: Wake up!!
Student: No, it’s january 13th i wanna be lazy.

by Sam Dunkinn January 13, 2021