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Lag Switcher

Usually some limpdick, no-skill loser-scrub who feels the need to intentionally lag the game in order to win. Most commonly used in fighting games and FPS games.
He's definitely a lag switcher, I played against him online and when I was about to beat him and then the game suddenly started lagging when I tried to block his ultimate, he won and left without saying anything.
by Inu_Sensor00 March 21, 2023
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Smut Lag

The feeling you get when you find out a really hot
porn actress is retired after seeing her in a adult
movie tube video.
Bro I thought I was going to become a porn star & do like 10 movies with this bitch but I found out she has 10 kids with a second husband and got smut lag!
by breadstickprotector October 7, 2011
mugGet the Smut Lagmug.

DeLorean Lag

Extreme tiredness and other physical effects felt by a person after a trip across time. Comparable to "jet lag"; this term affects the travelers time arrival in the past/future as opposed to the time zone differential of jet lag.
3:00 PM November 1st, 1885:
Marty:"This is heavy...I'm so tired..."
Doc: "Martyyyy, how on earth could you be tired?"
Marty:"I have DeLorean lag. I left 1955 at 5:00PM and arrived here at 8:00AM"
Doc:"Great Scott!"
by FeFe Stink Pickle January 26, 2014
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Lake lagging

A person who lags on someone for going drifting up lake mountain
Starnzeeeee: your such a lake lagger luke

Luke: wtf lake lagging
by DEEKAYYY May 4, 2018
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Chalmer’s Lag

1) When someone responds to a message a long period of time after it is said.
4:30 PM Andrew: Has anyone played the new Dead By Daylight update yet?
*conversation continues*
(replying to Andrew’s original message)

1:04 AM Isaac: no not yet
1:05 AM Andrew: The Chalmer’s Lag is real bro
by frankfurtlover76 July 31, 2023
mugGet the Chalmer’s Lagmug.

Johans Andra Lag

Johans Andra Lag lyder:

"Man måste byta med jämna mellanrum" (det blir tråkigt efter en stund)

Med byta menas att byta flickvän. Det bör ske med jämna mellanrum eftersom det blir tråkigt att vara i ett förhållande med samma muija under en längre tid.
"Enligt Johans Andra Lag börjar det vara dags att byta brud"
by Slavhjulet March 18, 2024
mugGet the Johans Andra Lagmug.

droid lag

when someone sends you a facebook chat message because your droid shows you online but you dont notice it till hours later
when did i get this facebook chat message?, oh its from 4 hours ago man i hate this droid lag now there off line
by road rager runner April 28, 2011
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