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not just anyone can be cool and smart
AT THE SAME TiME...
and neither can kevin
1- kevin thinks hes sooo cool
2- yah and smart
1- pshh... hes not
2- tell me about it!
by OMGx230498 May 2, 2008
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dirty kevin costner

the act of forcibly submerging a sexual partner's head in a used public toilet and using a billy club to ensure they can't come up for air whilst violently reaming them up the pooper.
See "No Way Out" or the Director's Cut of "Field of Dreams" to see a dirty kevin costner in action
by Jon March June 13, 2006
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Kevin

A small Dick biotch that is also not that funny . He is super irratating and is white.
"Kevin is so lonley"
by Supa-hammah June 26, 2018
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Kevin

The sexiest guy that you can ever meet and he also likes to masturbate a lot a lot and he also wants to fuck a girl named callista(all kevin want to fuck callista)
by fdsafdadsafd November 14, 2019
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kevin rudd

1. Chief Nerd of Australia - also known as leader of the communist/union party of australia. stole over $300,000 from the state of Queensland during his time as a civil servant. known supporter of Osama Bin Laden and gay marriage. see gay cunt

2. The kind of smart arse who disagrees with everyone and everything for the sake of it and is often seen wearing a smug smirk. see gay cunt and queef
1. Did you just see that GC Kevin Rudd saying how much he loves karl marx?

2. Did you just hear Goldstein arguing with the teacher? He was arguing for so long that we missed out on lunch. What a Kevin Rudd.
by K-Ruddisgay August 4, 2007
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A Kevin

When you have sex in the gift store of a cracker barrel
I gave my ol lady a Kevin last night after dinner at the Cracker Barrel
by Chubsmkgee October 2, 2018
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Kelvin Martin

The real "50 cent" was a guy who didn't care what he did. he was feared by many people. stole from many people. but was gunned down supposebly buy a guy named "wayne perry". months ago the punk ass, fake ass, pussy ass, bitch ass, wannabe gangsta ass, dick in da ass muthafucka 50 cent finally paid for his head stone.
(kelvin "50 cent" martin if he were still alive.) Who am I gonna rob, kill, or beat the shit outta. today i know I'll take out that punk bitch who stole my name.
(kelvin "50 cent" martin if he were still alive.) Hey!!! u da bitch who stole my name imma fuckin kill u
(50 cent the bitch rapper.) naw man i didn't take your name ( pushing buttons and whispering in phone.) police this is curtis jackson i need help this guy gon kill help arrest him do sumthin.
(Sirens, police) kelvin martin your coming with me your doing life.
(rapper 50) ha ha ha thats what u get for messin with a snitch. ha ha nigga i told u nigga.
(the real 50 cent) fuck you (shooting and hitting people.)
(rapper 50 Crying ) aw man u killed the cops man
(the real 50 pissed) yea and now its your turn bitch. (gun shot) punk.
by Joker 14 September 2, 2006
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