Two stones to kill a bird

The opposite of killing two birds with one stone. When it takes you multiple tries or actions to complete a single objective.

I Had Two Vacuum The Stairs So I Tried doing It The Fast Way But I ended Up Having To Do It Again Because I Missed A Few Spots, It Took Me Two Stones To Kill A Bird.

by LightBrightMeTight April 7, 2011

Rigby Road Kill

Noun. A person, normally male, who has dated a Rigby and been passed over rapidly for the next victim. Often the victim is lulled into a false sense of security and stricken into submission by the sheer beauty of the Rigby, like a hypnotic deer in bright warm glow of the headlights of a big Rig. Then smack, it's all over. Also know as "RRK".

See that guy over there... He's Rigby Road Kill.

by RRK#6 March 4, 2012

When in Rome, don't wash your dick or a volcano may erupt and kill you.

A common saying

Austin: you know what they say, "When in Rome, don't wash your dick or a volcano may erupt and kill you."

Jacob: Yea man, totally, that is what they say.

by Dr.Write March 25, 2020

Kill me

Do you need help? Please call the suicide prevention center.

Guy 1:We got skeewl kill me.Guy 2:Do you need help?

by BlueMoon167 May 3, 2018

Kill the Chicken

A term used by the band Marilyn Manson meaning to go all the way. They came across it when they had an accident in a gig in Texas with a local chicken.

"Well, the bass is on, lets Kill the Chicken"

by G0T_M34T March 3, 2006

kill bitch

when someone tries to make a comment that they think will insult you, but you come right back at them and totally kill them. leaving them speechless

Joe: Hey what did you guys do last night?
Luke: I was doin your mom last night and she was awesome!
Joe: Really because when your mom drove over to my house last night i looked out the window and she had yo ass sit in the car.
Joe: Oooooh... kill bitch!

by Niel P. April 13, 2008

Kill it, kill it with fire

When something is so ugly it just has to die.

Did you hear about the chupacabra sighting, i heard they were said, "Kill it, kill it with fire, it's so ugly"

by wasbub98 June 14, 2011