randy johnson

When a guy is going down on a girl he scrunches up his nose, puckers up his mouth and sticks out his tongue. These actions cause him to look a lot like New York Yankees pitcher, and the ugliest man in baseball, Randy Johnson.

*This move is often seen in porn movies.

I saw this dude giving Jenna a Randy Johnson the other day.

by rc_alumni May 16, 2006

Clint Johnson

A Clint Johnson is one awesome dude, normally everyone want's to be his friend, but he is in fact just to cool to be friends with such people. Clint, Is a very very funny guy. Makes up good nicknames right on the spot. Clint's are normally short, and strong. I wouldn't fuck with a guy named Clint Johnson it'd be your biggest mistake, although he is small, he is one mighty mother fucker :) lol. not only that, How would anyways, everyone loves a Clint. He is just the sexiest man out there. A Clint, Can also hit bongs, like no tomorrow, he is normally a pothead, but a really smart guy. So take notes :) haha

Guy-1 " damn i wish i was as good looking as that guy, his name must be Clint"

Guy-2 " man your right, and that isn't just a Clint, omg it's a Clint Johnson, brb broo going to get a picture with him. this is soo rare" :D lolol

by Smegs :D March 7, 2012

Johansen High School

One of the most affiliated High Schools in the Modesto City Schools District,Far on the East Side,One of the most known areas in Modesto due to the great variety of everything,From Airport Neighborhood int he lower area,which houses the main fueding two latin gangs(Norteno/Sureno)to Riverside Park which holds most Norteno & Crip gangs.Modesto which is notoriously known for its high production of Meth,and previously #1 in the nation in car theft.
Johansen Highschool students come from a variety of ethnic backgrounds and at least 60% of a race at the school are either gang related or drug related.
Mexicans typically lean towards a Norteno/Sureno gang,while most Asians are Crips along with blacks.
and white kids are typically in the middle .The schools population of students span from kids who live in Empire (A small town next to east side modesto,Notoriously known for having such poor conditions)To kids from the far westside come.
Johansen High School,Would in fact be the epic definition of a shitty school,deriving from the fact that the school buildings we're first in fact meant to be built as a Prison in the early 1990's but eventually after the construction it became a school.

Aye,I got these treez I bought from a kid at johansen high school,they're fucking bombass white willow.I also bought some pillz for cheap

by I_I_I_I_I_I_I October 25, 2008

Johnson

To *do this* means to become extra-friendly with poles, due to distractions or merely having too much carvy fun

Uh oh! He just pulled a Johnson

by dizimatt January 1, 2020

Corroded Johnson

Recieving a Handjob with a wet piece of sandpaper while under the influence of drugs or alcohol .If you notice what is happening and you are in pain, you know you've had a Corroded Johnson

man, i went to my friends house for a sleepover and his mom gave me a Corroded Johnson..Thrice!

by Nick. Hienz April 29, 2005

Moist Johnson

To lick your hand, then slap someone on the face, after which you must say "Moist Johnson!"

*slap* "Moist Johnson!"

by JMount August 31, 2006

will johnson

Will Johnson is the best man ever and is always charming loves Emily and will never let her go. He's a very good kisser and is also good in bed

Will johnson will never be a terrible kisser

by JJ05sup March 20, 2017