An extremely short person, who is very annoying but amazing at sports and thinks the ladies want him just because he is good at sports. He also rides a hobbit pocket
by Wooloke April 07, 2015
The act of hating or disrespecting the people around you by means of calling or texting on a cellular device
An act that causes the loss of a great magnitude of swagger
An action that is only prevented with good friends or a really hot babe, may cause loss of friends aswell
Actions that have been reported worse than Cock Blocking
Sentence
Shayne didn't enjoy party because he was cellular jocking the whole time.
An act that causes the loss of a great magnitude of swagger
An action that is only prevented with good friends or a really hot babe, may cause loss of friends aswell
Actions that have been reported worse than Cock Blocking
Sentence
Shayne didn't enjoy party because he was cellular jocking the whole time.
by Matt a Victim March 30, 2010
A fat person, as in requires large underwear. Can also just be stated as "jocks". Only refers to being fat.
by Fordgazm September 10, 2009
by Olejb November 22, 2015
A gait caused by sore or stiff muscles following a work-out that make it difficult or uncomfortable to walk normally and comes off as cocky or arrogant. It is normally typified by stereotypical high school and collegiate athletes and gym bros, but can happen to anyone following physical exertion.
I'm so sore from all those squats we did for leg day yesterday I can't even walk, I think I have a bit of a jock swagger going on.
by ghcalico August 22, 2019
When your jocks get right manky. Often described as an odd fungal growth.
Not lethal, but the smell.....
Not lethal, but the smell.....
by Beamish-Miester September 08, 2020
A strange black fungus lying in the crevis of your pelvis, resulting in a sicking rotting smell and large fungus stacks. Often mistaken with Gonorrhea.
by Denislovesrashers September 08, 2020