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Shock Jock

When your dick hits the electrical outfit. Often used in Canada

-By ABraveBoy
This guy shock jocked his dick like a phone charger!
by ABraveBoy March 12, 2022
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Jock-Strap

When a male inserts his penis into another male while strapped to his chest using the strapped up males erect penis to have intercourse with another male.
Me and my buddy went Jock-Strapping last night, Its was Amazing!
by Jamsack January 16, 2021
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Jock Incel

A person who uses going to the gym as an excuse to belittle women. Usually because they have been hurt by a girl, and they don’t know how to process it with their toxic mentality and weak masculinity.
Remember whilst bitches are breaking hearts, you’re making yourself better’ - A Jock Incel
by StopBlamingWomenBrad February 4, 2021
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Guard Jocking

When someone is acting like a “guard” over something or someone — being overprotective, hovering too much, or policing like they in charge. Can also be used for someone who literally became a cop/security/CO, or when somebody’s being overly cautious about their stuff or themselves.
“You always guard jocking round her, that’s why she don’t mess with you.”

“He always guard jocking the crew, tryna control everything we do.”

“Homie supposed to be down, but he out here guard jocking the crew to them piggs.”
by PaidLead September 28, 2025
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Glitter Jock

A jock, usually a twunk (can also be a twink), who's obviously gay or at least bisexual, but is so in the closet he doesn't know where the door is. He also usually (but not always) owns a Loungefly backpack and shops at Spencer's frequently.
Brunson: Who's backpack is this? Is that.. Loungefly?
Tyson: Oh yeah that's probably Jacques', he's one of those glitter jocks.
Brunson: Oh that's based af
by Yeplol October 19, 2025
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Jocking

A Trinidadian slang for someone who is in the act of masterbation
Raj walked into the room and caught Rakesh jocking
by Khanalisee January 5, 2026
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Rotten Jocks

Rotten Jocks are underwear that has gone through thick and thin, and has a considerable amount of multicolored stains on it.
Aiden: Yo look at these ventilation holes in my undies!
Lucas: Those are rotten jocks😅
by DUNC3 March 1, 2025
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