A goblin, gremlin, and short king. He plays yugio religiously and will always use a blue eyes along with an enemy controller. Is too much into dune to be a real person. He loves the Mets, it’s all about the Mets.
by nNoodlr69 November 22, 2021
Get the Jeremymug. by anonymous September 14, 2020
Get the Jeremy cadetmug. The term used to describe someone that is OBSESSED with flipping water bottles, despite not being good at it and showing no signs of improvement. They should honsetly find a new hobby.
Person A: "Hey, I bet I can flip this bottle and land it on that telephone pole!"
*Misses*
Person B: "You're such a Jeremy Lockwood. Give up."
*Misses*
Person B: "You're such a Jeremy Lockwood. Give up."
by Flarrow July 31, 2016
Get the Jeremy Lockwoodmug. The Jeremy springer involves you repeatedly shouting “he’s not the father” as you let your pregnant girlfriend fuck another man, along with two black body guards keeping watch.
Adam: hey wanna watch the game?
Bob: sorry, me and my wife have plans. Tonight we’re going to do the Jeremy springer
Bob: sorry, me and my wife have plans. Tonight we’re going to do the Jeremy springer
by CharlieBrownFingers June 9, 2018
Get the The Jeremy springermug. Deuter Ron Jeremy is a cross-up between the teachings, words and actions of Ron Jeremy versus the book of Deuteronomy. Thou shalt not Deuter Ron Jeremy.
"Due to the Deuter Ron Jeremy's booty, there is no room for Deuter Ron Jeremy's doodie. The Deuter Ron Jeremy will stay the same as the Deuter Ron Jeremy still bears his name."
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 22, 2023
Get the Deuter Ron Jeremymug. by anonymous March 23, 2021
Get the Jeremy Teufelmug. The name of the most wonderful man in the universe. Absolutely handsome and the epitome of sexy, Jeremy knows how to please his woman and never fails. She will never tire of hearing his sweet, velvety voice, and it will always hurts to let him go for the night. His kisses will always put butterflies in her stomach, his gentle touch will always send shivers through her body, and his laugh will always bring warmth to her heart. If he wants a smile on your face, he'll put one there in a heartbeat. He is hilarious, exciting, enthusiastic, and probably the smartest man you will ever meet- a living, breathing, walking Ask Jeeves. Jeremy is also strong and selfless. He has been through things that would be considered unbearable to the average man, but through his tragedies he continues to keep others above himself, always wearing that intoxicating smile on his face. He knows how to be kind without being a pushover and knows how to be assertive without making enemies. He is truly a once in a lifetime experience. Perfection. Once you have a taste of him, you'll never want to let go- and I never plan to.
by Notabadname March 20, 2020
Get the Jeremymug.