Jai Story

A story that has no meaning or purpose

That was just a jai story

by Jai Gopal January 19, 2018

Jay Gann

A lazy security guard that likes taking it up the butt, he also enjoys tongue punching fat man's fart boxes.

Omg did you see that loser jay gann

by Fancycarol December 26, 2016

jay page

A complete freak, who is not very good at counterstrike, but is still a sexy man.

Wow! Look at Jay Page's huge tits!
Yeah, but he isn't very good at counterstrike.

by Kimbo Slice's son January 8, 2017

Jay-Peterman

The strain reviews of marijuana on dispensary websites that read like the clothing descriptions in the Jay Peterman catalog on Seinfeld.

Example: "There is just no denying the fun and the versatility of this strain. Nitro Cookies so gracefully articulates attributes from both the sativa and indica side of the spectrum that I have no doubt that you can segue this high into almost any activity. So, whether you’re trying to relive Your glory days, down enough tacos for an army, or just find the perfect accouterment to a night of video games, Nitro Cookies might be exactly what you need." –Jesse Grove, Dope Directory

The Jay-Peterman on this bud says it is like sitting on top of a toadstool in a garden of dreams, catching raindrops of relaxation on your tongue instead of flies.

by Da Do Run Run January 17, 2021

Jay Swingler

My favourite person

Me: Jay Swingler is my favourite person

by Byjayswingler February 16, 2021

Joe-jayed

When one is scammed by a close friend or relative.

You have been joe-jayed by Johnathan, your brother.

by Ace Brown February 23, 2021

El-Jayed

The act of being an expert in everything and anything, regardless of its obscurity.

Person A: Hey guys I'm looking for some help with training my African elephant to do cartwheels in a zero gravity simulator while on crystal meth.

Person B: I think I know a guy who has done that in the past...

Person C: On my elephant farm, we never allowed our African elephants in a zero gravity environment but our Asian elephants love it, especially coupled with crystal meth.

Person D: LOL, you got El-Jayed Bro

by sleeper09 July 26, 2012