Jaded

When some one is jealous, comes from envy and jealousy being associated with the colour green but' jade' (being green) just sounds cooler

Why you so jaded ? It's only a cookie

by Abaolive October 3, 2017

jessica jaded

a pornstar-esque name fit for a girl with high aspirations of fame and fortune.

jessica jaded is going straight to the top.

by jaia December 31, 2007

uncle jared

The Jewish version of an Uncle Tom. Based on Jared Kushner and his self-loathing brand of being Jewish.

"How can Eli, a Jewish Man, date a neo-nazi? He is such an Uncle Jared."

by RNJD June 20, 2018

jared

a stupid fucker who can't even get dressed in the morning.
he likes hitting on married women and invariably gets beaten by their husbands.
he is usually retarded and likes literally eating shit.

that man just beat his wife's jared.

by gerard_capshen123 November 23, 2013

Jaeden

Someone that thinks he's cool when he cusses but is actually a loser who only wants fame and attention. In other words, jaeden is a leech.

I wouldn't be friends with a jaeden if i were you!

by gotbangteen September 7, 2017

Jaeden

A nerd who plays fortnite and loves to eat dogs

Theres Jaeden eating dog again

by nigletkela May 16, 2019

Jaked

Pronounced Jay-kd.
This term generally means abnormally large muscles.

Wow, Hes so jaked. He must be on steriods

by Dirty McGirty October 4, 2008