hairdressers car

A car that is most likely being driven by a homosexual - like an Audi TT

"Hey look at Rob in his new Audi TT - thats definitely a hairdressers car."

by Ry___ May 16, 2006

cars mcqueef

Not to be mistaken for Lightning McQueen from the Cars franchise, Cars McQueef is a skrtified racer who knows how to eskeet

Person 1: OMG is that Cars McQueef??
Person 2: It must be, he's skeeting all over.

by avasays July 31, 2017

car prowleing

to steal somthing from a car with breaking a window to do it

i heard some guy is going around car prowleing

by jake downs May 20, 2007

Corona Car

Auto dealers giving away cars like It’s tax season to everyone and they mama during Covid-19.

Girl, you don’t see all these ppl with new tags. That’s a Corona Car!

by 202to404 July 07, 2020

Monkey on car

“Fuck off”
(Usually in British accent)

Derived from viral video of child “Hugo” saying fuck off to monkey on top of car.

*salesman approaches door with father and two kids at home*
Salesman: hello sir can I interest you in some ch.....
Father: MONKEY ON CAR!

by Pridezasin May 01, 2020

Car mackerel

A car mackerel is a whole mackerel that you've brought (preferably from your local fish monger) that remains in situ in your car. Said mackerel is used to slap pedestrians from the window of your moving car.

I saw this local homeless man as I was driving and gave him a slap with the car mackerel.

by Bad boy poo August 21, 2019

Car nudes

Photos t of desired car parts that car enthusists typically share via text message late at night

David's wife caught him exchanging car nudes again last night.

by Bearsbeetsbattlestar February 20, 2017