hairdressers car

A car that is most likely being driven by a homosexual - like an Audi TT

"Hey look at Rob in his new Audi TT - thats definitely a hairdressers car."

by Ry___ May 23, 2006

Car Batteries

A type of battery that's used in cars and is said to be harmless and even beneficial to the fish if it's disposed in the ocean

According to Google, "Throwing car batteries into the ocean is perfectly safe and in fact is actually beneficial for aquatic life!"

by DontBelieveMyDefinitionsFFS September 27, 2021

Car Boogers

The frozen slush crud that accumulates in wheel wells of cars during winter. Looks disgusting as snot and some people will try to kick it loose only to hurt their big toe.

Hey Jim , You got some nasty car boogers there. Maybe the car wash will get them off.

by G.Horus Alltree February 6, 2019

Devil Car

A car that is unnaturally fast for its age and specification's. Usually JDM cars and old Muscle cars. They sometimes have the tendency to get in multiple accidents.

James: I saw a Devil Car last night.

Mike: What?! No way! Those don't exist. They're just urban myths!

James: I'm telling you! It was too fast to be a normal car! It shot past me like a bullet! it had to be going over 200 mph!

by Kranes of Kekistan June 28, 2018

Car mackerel

A car mackerel is a whole mackerel that you've brought (preferably from your local fish monger) that remains in situ in your car. Said mackerel is used to slap pedestrians from the window of your moving car.

I saw this local homeless man as I was driving and gave him a slap with the car mackerel.

by Bad boy poo August 21, 2019

car-tastrophe

The tragic event that occurs when, after purchasing a car or other vehicle, you realize that you have made the wrong decision. This typically follows a carnundrum.

My husband, after months of deliberation, bought the wrong car. He went from a carnundrum to a car-tastrophe.

by Rebecca Mackinlay April 25, 2008

Car-Blocked

When a vehicle keeps blocking you from advancing on your way to your destination.

The Most common is to go slow while your behind him/her, or they can be assholes and just keep cutting you off when your trying to pass them

Wife: Why were you late getting home?
Husband: I kept getting car-blocked on my way home!

by Jobobo21 November 19, 2009