Tube of man juice

The literal translation of the french slang term for penis, "le tube à jus d'homme."
Regardez mon tube à jus d'homme.
Look at my tube of man juice.
by rachel-greene February 13, 2011
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canadian tube sock

A Canadian tube sock is when a man defecates in a sock, then inserts his erect penis inside the sock and proceeds to insert the mess of poo sock in to an ugly ass trailer park type lookin bitch.
Bubbles Canadian tube socked that ugly ass hoe on season 4 episode 2 of trailer park boys.
by fatsalmon15 December 15, 2014
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Mexican tube rider

Anal masturbation with any rod or pole shaped object lathered in Mexican hot sauce.
It wasn't only the spicy food I ate last night that made my asshole burn, because yesterday I was a Mexican tube rider.
by DonNorway October 21, 2015
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Tony Tube-Snake

While in the doggy-style posish, during anal sex, pull out and while the sphincter is still gaping, and proceed to shit into your lady friends anal cavity. Rinse and repeat. Thus creating the sensuality of the Tony Tube-Snake.
I totally gave your girl friend a Tony Tube-Snake this weekend and she LOVED it!
by The original tony tube-snake December 13, 2010
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A phrase that has the same meaning as the phrase "It's Water Under the Bridge"....I guess. You should use this after an argument. It means that something happened in the past and can`t be changed. You see, once you squeeze toothpaste out of it's proper tube, the toothpaste cannot go back into the tube. You can get a toothpick and try to push it back into the tube, but I'll be Goddamned if it wont go back, and if some of it does you have, at best, an awful mess.
1. Don't worry about what you said it's toothpaste out of the tube.
2. So what if you lost your v card, it's toothpaste out of the tube.
by Swiss Miss Marie February 08, 2007
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rose tube sock

A protruding anus as a result of too much butt humping. Common umong an-o-philes.
That chick likes it up the butt so much she has a rose tube sock.
by natejy2010 April 25, 2009
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Tube Top Titanics

When large breasts are squeezed into a clothing garment 2 sizes too small so that they look as if they will overflow and capsize at any moment just as the Titanic did.
Damn did you see tube top titanics over there?

Saw her?! i want to motor boat on those sweater melons!

FOsho
by chubbychaser82 August 18, 2009
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