can-nons

A version of cannons, also large breasts, fat tits, a big rack, bodacious ta-tas, you get my drift...

I salivate over my receptionist's can-nons.

by eyetalian September 08, 2006

hell in a can

What Steve calls AIM.

Click on hell in a can and we can IM people.

by steve the almighty cool one July 25, 2004

[milk can]

beer, can-o-beer
fawstaz

yo j-man could'ja grab me another milk can from the fridge?

by knick dubbay January 31, 2009

shit-canned

1.) To be terminated by an employer due to a "No call, No Show."
2.) To be fired for not showing up for your shift at work.

Dylan didn't feel like going to work at his Subway job one day when he woke up in the morning. He didn't call in sick or give his employer any notification about skipping work. Dylan got, "Shit-Canned," from Subway.

by Nuggyman420 March 30, 2009

Nick Canning

A simpleton, an absolutely failure in the game of life. Someone who would crash his scooter into a parked smart car. He who is a Nick Canning, is worse off than those aboard the Failboat... They crash land in the land of pure fail and writhe in the torment of a thousand fails.

"Haha, you suck!"
"Oh yeah... Well... Well your stupid!"
"Wow... Your such a Nick Canning"
(2nd guy leaves crying)

by Funk Master Flex.dwg March 12, 2010

gas can

While doing a girl from behind and just as you are about to cum, grab an avalaible gas can and hit her in the back of the neck. See donkey punch

(credit PCHIII, Supertech)

Phil gas canned his new girlfriend last night.

by ztohs November 18, 2003

a can of whoopass

a foot stuck up (your) ass which must be surgically removed by a medical professional a.k.a (yo' mama)

a mother knows best how to treat "a can of whoopass"

by Miralem B August 09, 2005