Florida Man

When a man makes a jar of shit and cum and blends it, mixes it with water, pours it on someone's face, pins them down and farts on them for 5 minute straight until shit comes out, then proceeds to shove a tiny turd up the woman's vigina. and scream at her face and run away.

Holy shit did you see that Florida Man on the news?
Yeah bro what was that!?

by Cool Kid Library March 22, 2023

Florida shower

When homeless men urinate on each other in a public place (beach, side walk, parking lot)

You smell like a Florida shower.

by MikeZmf February 6, 2023

Florida footlong fountain

A 2 part level 4 sex move in which a foot long baby crocodile is wedged into a girl's vagina and turned into a piss fountain. Once satisfied the crocodile will be cooked over an open flame and consumed.

Bertha ripped a mean Florida footlong fountain last night. Best damn crocodile I ever eaten.

by Farmermann23 October 12, 2023

South Florida Pussy Cheese

The white, fragrant crumbles of moist cheesy like matter tha develop and appear inside a South Florida female's pussy after she walks around outside for very long with labia lips rubbing together in the oppressive humidity and rotting decay of South Florida. For 10 months of the year, t's almost 90% humidity every day.

If you're into that sort of funk, then just break out the Sociable Crackers.

Thanks to the disgusting rotting humid weather herev in Southeast Florida, South Florida Pussy Cheese is available for at least 10 months of the year.

If South Florida Pussy Cheese is not attended to daily, it can quickly turn into A South Florida Black Mold Pussy of Death. If you put that on the Sociable Cracker and eat it, you will die.

That stunning girl over there turns into a disgusting THOT in South Florida after her vagina develops stanky South Florida Pussy Cheese.

by Bosundave121 October 17, 2023

florida man

an alleged prevalence of people performing irrational or maniacal actions in the U.S. state of Florida.

Florida man arrested for assaulting 16 people with a frying pan inside a Florida waffle house, and beating up 5 police officer after being 4 times the legal driving limit while intoxicated, also got caught with 5 pounds of crack and LSD.

by tharizzler69 November 5, 2023

Florida fuckfan

The act of shitting, throwing it in a fan, and letting it splat all over your partners face.

“Yea man I gave her a florida fuckfan last night”

by the Florida fapper November 11, 2023

Florida

Florida:

A place where men fight crocodiles daily.
A place where snowbirds arrive and turn the state into hell.
A place where tourists break the speed law, so they can get to see that fucking mouse in the castle.
A place where crime is normal
And lastly, It's the Ohio of the Southeast.

I'm going to Florida.

Damn, thats so Florida of you.

by Florida-Man November 13, 2023