Black Irish

Urban myth suggests that the "Black Irish" could have Moorish descent from ancient invasion (and subsequent rape and pilage)

The myth of the Black Irish...

by Vitae Infinitus April 15, 2005

irish toaster strudel

when a boyfriend has his girlfriend have her period in a cup then using a needle sucks the blood out and injects in into a warmly baked toaster strudel and then jizzing on it to make it look like toaster strudel icing then giving in to a friend or enemy or any body who has fucked him over

dude i gave him a irish toaster strudel for breakfast. silly bastard didnt know what it was until he finished

by dreadrasta November 25, 2010

Irish Jig Alert!

Warning that "Lord Of The Dance" is playing town.

A person sees an advertising poster for "Lord Of The Dance".

"Opps, Irish Jig Alert!"

by Brian Combe November 21, 2007

irish kiss

A black eye, generally on a wife or girlfriend.

What gives, Simpson? Giving your wife an Irish kiss?

by D. Shunnery January 7, 2008

Irish Mule

It is when someone is being especially stubborn. Derived from the saying "You're as stubborn as a mule." and from the Irish being so stubborn. I'm Irish, I would know.

Dave: There is no way I will ever watch that TV show.
Scot: Why not? It's a good show.
Dave: No, I refuse to.
Scot: Come on man, don't be an Irish Mule.

by RedDevlin November 4, 2009

Irish Lapdog

When a girl is blowing you, pulls your cock out of her mouth at the last minute and collects all of your jizz in her hands, and then makes you look her in the eye as she hungrily laps all of the spum off of her hands and swallows it down.

Wow, Amy is such a whore! We had our first date last night and she gave me the ol' Irish Lapdog!

by one_timer December 17, 2008

irish

To make a drink alcoholic.

"Hey O'C, Irish up this coke for me."

by whaler April 13, 2005