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cock heavy 

Where the male sex is represented significantly more than the female sex, either in a social environment or through forms of media.
"This party is pretty cock heavy mate"

"Despite equal opportunity legislation, the government is significantly cock heavy."
cock heavy by Laith G May 11, 2006

your story makes my heart heavy and my prostate weak 

expression. used in substitution for the popular response "cool story bro" first described in forums online. This expression however, is a direct quote from the hit movie "kung pow." This famous scene occurs during a dialogue with the "chosen one" and master tang.
john "man i don't feel so well I think I broke my leg"

jack" your story makes my heart heavy and my prostate weak"

john" fuck u man"

HERE COMES THE HEAVY PART BRO! 

What one states describing the overpowering feeling they get just before a breakdown in a deathcore song. This phrase is used often when listening to br00tal bands such as Bring Me the Horizon and Born of Osiris.
Band: FUCKING BOW DOWN
Bro: AWW YEAH, HERE COMES THE HEAVY PART BRO!
Guitarist:CHUG CHUG CHUG

Muff Heavy 

When you and your buddies are watching a film or TV show which is showing a lot of female pubic hair.
Geez, this episode of _____ is Muff Heavy.
Muff Heavy by CrazyRetard July 7, 2011

Tip Heavy 

when the tip of the penis is hard, but the actual penis is not
Last night, my girl was making me hard, but i was only Tip Heavy
Tip Heavy by WolfgangQuez July 4, 2015

bro heavy 

Similar to a sausage fest. A high ratio of males to females.
I went to this anti-Valentines party, hoping there would be a decent amount of available single girls, but instead it was bro heavy, with little possibility of any kind of connection.
bro heavy by Paulington Krietastrophe September 12, 2016