Hayden

A man who has such a big penis he makes girls pass out!

WOW Hayden made me pass out! its so bif

by someone.com@sigmadaddy January 13, 2025

Hayden

They’re just a little guy.

Hayden deserves everything good.

by haydiehay November 24, 2021

Hayden

Most annoying person on earth.Also cute and can’t help but falling in love with him

Girl 1:is that Hayden?
Girl 2:yes,I am in love with him.
Girl 3:how he is so annoying?

by I can’t believe this September 6, 2021

Hayden

Commonly used as a transgender females name but can be suited to fit A man without the female genetalia. Hayden's often have the biggest helmet you will ever see! they also generally struggle through an identity crisis of weather they are jewish or not. Generally, Haydens have the smallest penis you will ever see, Hayden can't even see it it is so small.

Attractive female: Hayden can I see you cock
Hayden: *pulls it out
Disgusted female: where is it

by MASSIVE dik BiG BOy May 24, 2019

Hayden+Tess

Hayden gives oral sex to tess and can't bust lol

Hayden+tess sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G

by Hairy Nipple_6969 March 4, 2024

Doin the Hayden

The origins of this term come from a viral video from a few years ago where Hayden pannietere was shopping in a women's clothing store. Apparently she was unaware that a security camera was focused on her as she proceeded to scratch her butt crack with total impunity!

I was in my backyard takin a pee an doin the Hayden when I looked up and saw a helicopter flying over!

by 4realazitgits March 23, 2021

Hayden Hennman

The most chubby clout demon of them all, eats everything in sight, threats to jump people while being fake causing him to then be jumped, also jealous of The Ginge for being better than him

Hayden hennman the fat man ate my cat

by Josh has a fat toe June 11, 2019