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Gnat Grabbing

A game invented in the South for hicks and rebels alike. The game is played like so: 4-5 hicks will stand up in a circular formation with a 3-5 foot diatmeter between them with their junk hanging out on a hot, sweaty, swampy night. They then hold their peni readily and wait for gnats to land upon their dingys. When a nat has landed, the landee will stroke their penis as quickly as possible to grab the gnat, starting at the base of the shaft. This grab is one point. The one with the most points after a set period of time is the victory. All losers must purchase one case of the following:

Pap's Blue Ribbon, Natural Ice, Olde English, or Steel Reserve shitty beer.
Me and Perry played gnat grabbing out back of Uncle Willie's Brokeback Bar. Perry's buyin' tonight, Chuck!
by shutupbitch August 28, 2006
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nancy gribble

The anal juice that you rub on your nipples when your parents wont let you play xbox.
My parents are assholes im using my dad's nancy gribble because he's such a cunt.
by poonslayer69 March 18, 2016
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gribble

a rather large and violent man who enjoys etal music and leather vests
by Anonymous May 11, 2003
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Grabbler

A person who grabs the sack of a male and squeezes so hard that all the cum comes squirting through his meatpipe.
"Be careful going out at night, there is a Grabbler among us."
by BigPeePeeMam December 11, 2018
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grub club

Two or more guys eating out a girl when she has crabs. This can also refer to two or more girls on a girl with crabs.
That grub club gets together every friday. Those three are a nasty little grub club.
by donky joe May 22, 2007
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Grobbling

The sexual act of defecating on the back of someone's neck and smearing it behind their ears while in the doggy style position while they say "grobble" repeatedly.
Craig: I had an amazing night while grobbling Becky.
by TheLongHairedWonder March 10, 2020
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Grubbed

exactly the same as getting tigged, created in the same time period, but instead of getting high, it refers to drinking excessive amounts of alcohol
JT, rene, cody and eric all had plans to buy some Ropa and 40's and get grubbed
by Skeet (JT) May 19, 2006
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