When a man walks in to the room, grabs a magazine, and walks away with it; he is going to take a shit. Leave him alone! This is special time, in which a man gets to fully relax, and ponder the meaning of life. This is the only time he doesn't have to listen to his GF/wife/coworker bitch about something. Without this special time, man would go insane and might hurt or kill another.
Since he grabbed the magazine, you also need to protect yourself from the smell, you know what is coming, you have been warned. Don't sit their and act stupid, and then bitch about the aroma after the fact.
Since he grabbed the magazine, you also need to protect yourself from the smell, you know what is coming, you have been warned. Don't sit their and act stupid, and then bitch about the aroma after the fact.
Andy, Todd, and Matt are sitting around watching Sunday Football. Andy gets, up grabs a magazine, and the stage has been set.
Todd "ANDY, DID YOU SEE THAT PASS?!"
Matt "who, hang on, He's got a magazine"
Andy, says nothing, he doesn't have to, He's got a magazine
Todd "ANDY, DID YOU SEE THAT PASS?!"
Matt "who, hang on, He's got a magazine"
Andy, says nothing, he doesn't have to, He's got a magazine
by Commander Poopy Pants May 18, 2011
A drill term born thanks to the game Call Of Duty Warzone, it means that someone, an opp or even a friend was killed in a fight, mainly by stabs.
Reading the journal: ( boy in Homerton got killed by 23 stabs)
Me: yooo, this guy Got sent to the Gulag!
Me: yooo, this guy Got sent to the Gulag!
by StainlessCrash24 August 22, 2021
You fell for the oldest trick in the book: a goddamn white woman. With that Flavor of Love Deelishis donkey booty, gatdammit, you fell for it! Ya gatdamn babboon-lipped jigaboo sumbitch over there lickin' ya gatdamn chops, thinkin' ye was gon' slide in her gatdamn DMs Well, I tell ya what. It ain't a white woman! It's a white man! Right here. And right now. In America. Gatdammit, go 'head, put that gat damn Mandingo dick back in yer gatdamn pants. You over there rubbin' that head on that sumbitch, thinkin' you was gon' get off on one. On my white woman. My PAWG. Gatdammit, not here, not ever. Gatdammit, ya done already beat down the gat damn walls in most of our white women. The only gatdamn wall ya need to worry about buildin' is the gatdamn one in Mexico. 'Cause right here and right now, I got ya, dead ta gatdamn rights!
by Scalamuush December 27, 2020
by Johnnysavage22 February 03, 2017
1. When you or people around you are driving fast on the streets, highways, interstates etc.
2. Refers to your energy level
2. Refers to your energy level
1. Yo you see that car? It's definitely got the get up
2. "Hey, you heading to the party tonight?"
"Naw man, I ain't got the get up tonight."
2. "Hey, you heading to the party tonight?"
"Naw man, I ain't got the get up tonight."
by Danger Mouse 007D September 07, 2007
by BusySucking January 10, 2019