Ts is so tuff+ ts made me goon

Ts is so friggin tuff and nonchalant. Boi ts is so fire

Ts is so tuff. I goon to Lebron Ts is so tuff+ ts made me goon

by Ligmabosack April 30, 2025

Moon Gooning

Going out with Navajo Eagle Eye, blowing the head off a Buffalo, skinning an Elk, taking peyote and then gooning into the entrails whilst Eagle Eye Jelqs to supervise

Yeah me and my buds went moon gooning last night, it was a transformative experience

by BD-1's Prostate November 20, 2023

goon revere

to make quick and effective haste,

similar to "book it" differing in only criticality of the manner

On April 18th, 1775, Paul Revere had to "goon revere" in order to warn patriot leaders in Lexington of the British.

i saw the slave patrol coming for me n i gooned revere right outta there

the boys n me had to goon revere when we seen the constable comin round that there corner

by johnRevere1 June 27, 2022

Unethical gooning

AI generated goon material, not made by a human

very easy to tell if the sauce is unethical gooning or ethical gooning: check the fingers or sum idk twin, jus small mistakes ig

gooner 1: bro this is the best rule34 art i found

gooner 2: unethical gooning 🥀🥀

gooner 1: sybau brochacho😭✌️

by retardedspoon69 April 27, 2025

Lava Goon

Lava gooning is where you jack off with a high fever with all your blankets on you and goon til you bleed, thus causing a volcanic eruption from your male genitalia

I can’t believe jack survived after his intense lava goon sesh

by beeba April 27, 2025

Goon

To often read for a large period of time

phil : "I saw kenji gooning earlier."
gabriel: "yeah he loves the odysea , he made tme goon with it yesterday night"

by really trustworthy man January 24, 2024

gooning

When you rub the inside of your leg so hard it begins to turn red.

Person 1: I was gooning so long last night look at my leg.
Person 2: Nah look at my leg i goonmax all day

by RobzookaZombie December 29, 2023