When you and some of your closest friends capture an unsuspecting victim and throw them in a couldron full of boiling honey and then you and said friends simultaneously jizz into said couldron while the victim in inside and then you put the lid on and push it over.
by Nignog44 November 20, 2017
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Me: what's the diagnosis Doctor?
Doctor: I'm afraid you have Counter-Strike: Global Offensive .....uncurable
Me:NOOOOOOOOO
Doctor: I'm afraid you have Counter-Strike: Global Offensive .....uncurable
Me:NOOOOOOOOO
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What Global Warming should have been called all along. The fact that the earth is heating up because of a greenhouse effect leads to portions of the earth getting much hotter and other areas getting much colder. Colder..... This is another reason most people that are uneducated in this field are led to believe that every continent on the planet will get warmer. Not true. When an area is seeing colder climates, the people scoff at global warming because they expect the globe to get warmer. It's a warning, not a warmer.....
Ted: It's colder this summer.. global warming is a myth.
Tony: It should be called Global Warning because the earth is getting ready to through a heck of a fit which includes much colder climates is areas you would not expect.
Tony: It should be called Global Warning because the earth is getting ready to through a heck of a fit which includes much colder climates is areas you would not expect.
by kiobe August 11, 2010
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Get the globaldoom mug.Save the environment! Cut down on the burritos so you don't make a global warming fart. But really, cow farts contribute to global warming all the time.
by Brjtlc June 18, 2010
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1) An absolute belief that humans are primarily or even completely responsible for causing a mass climate change which will raise the average temperature of the planet.
2) Will not entertain the idea that it is possible that natural phenomena may cause climate change, regardless of any evidence.
3) Believes it is a good thing to throw billions upon billions of dollars at an idea that may or may not work to stop climate change, "just in case."
4) Believes that natural disasters such as hurricanes and earthquakes are an indirect result of humankind's actions to cause climate change.
5) Shouts down, puts down, and insults anyone whose beliefs run contrary to their own, rather than having intelligent discourse. A zealot for their cause.
1) An absolute belief that humans are primarily or even completely responsible for causing a mass climate change which will raise the average temperature of the planet.
2) Will not entertain the idea that it is possible that natural phenomena may cause climate change, regardless of any evidence.
3) Believes it is a good thing to throw billions upon billions of dollars at an idea that may or may not work to stop climate change, "just in case."
4) Believes that natural disasters such as hurricanes and earthquakes are an indirect result of humankind's actions to cause climate change.
5) Shouts down, puts down, and insults anyone whose beliefs run contrary to their own, rather than having intelligent discourse. A zealot for their cause.
by JD9 December 8, 2005
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After the massive carbon creating climate meetings at Copenhagen failed this phrase was to be the new name of Climate Change, which just a year prior was known as Global Warming, which 35 years ago was known as Global Cooling.
On the official website for Climate Disruption they explain that it's now a more "accurate" term than Climate Change and Global Warming, which are now believed to be bullshit by the general public.
After the massive carbon creating climate meetings at Copenhagen failed this phrase was to be the new name of Climate Change, which just a year prior was known as Global Warming, which 35 years ago was known as Global Cooling.
On the official website for Climate Disruption they explain that it's now a more "accurate" term than Climate Change and Global Warming, which are now believed to be bullshit by the general public.
Ignorant Greenie: Ohhh noes, a Hurricane, Florida is suffering from severe Global Climate Disruption!!!
Me: It's called Hurricane Season and has been happening for thousands of years.
Me: It's called Hurricane Season and has been happening for thousands of years.
by thetrapper December 28, 2010
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