love funnel

When a girl has to pee really badly, but doesn't want to walk to the bathroom...if you love her you will make a funnel with your hands to enable her to go in a soda bottle.

I don't want to go all the way downstairs, grab that bottle and make a love funnel for me.

by Mamabsbe July 7, 2014

Down to Funnel

Adjective meaning that the subject is willing to funnel a beer through a beer funnel or some other instrument for chugging.

Abbreviated as DTF.

Conor: Dude, grab me another beer, I'm DTF.

Party: OHHHHHHH SH*T HE'S DTF

Conor: Damn straight I'm down to funnel

by draindadlives October 23, 2011

Funderemployed

Not quite fun-employed. Underemployed or not having enough hours but not caring and having a good time.

I'm funderemployed - I'm down to ten hours a week but don't care.

by frick1 February 24, 2010

chip funnel

The art of creasing the open bag of potato chips at the top corner, in order to dump the remnants in your mouth. A maneuver carried out, when in a rush or when trying to speed up the road towards obesity.

Hey, Jimmy John, hurry up and chip funnel those doritos -- we gotta go!

Fat Sam quickly chip funnelled his bag of doritos, so as not to decrease the pace towards downing his mountain dew.

by Poork Rhinds May 10, 2010

draco x funneh

a VERY cursed ship draco was the first member of the krew to be reaveled as funneh's siblings

person 1: I ship draco x funneh
person 2: *sprays with holy water*

by black rose gacha July 16, 2021

funeral for a friend

A band for girls who want to pretend they are some kind of rock chick.
Reknowned for looking like dorks, I am ashamed to live in the country next to theirs.
Welsh people across the nation have been crying themselves to sleep at night for one of the following reasons:
1)They are ashamed that this band are from their nation
2)They like this band and are emo-kiddies whose lifes are so hard and unbearable.

"Hey my life is so hard so I went and bought this FFAF CD."
"Whys your life hard?"
"I have an ex-girlfriend."
"Oh jee that is a shame man... hey but at least you can create an emo band now."

by Jonny January 5, 2005

Turkish funeral

1. Fucking the corpse in the ass while its still in the coffin, while relatives watch

A turkish funeral is a very sad event, Billy is simply saying goodbye in his own way.

by Jbook July 21, 2006