sandwich fucker

Jared the subway guy, when there are no kids around.

Would you like to try our sandwich fucker special, with extra mayo?

by Never he-man February 1, 2016

ford fucker

When someone loves fords a little too much

Person 1 - what is that guy doing over there
Person 2 - he is what some people call a ford fucker

by Dr.Snake53 July 11, 2017

Functional Fucker

A person who fucks you hard for hours and then makes you food and drinks .

He's a functional fucker alright, after we had sex he made me a sandwich!

by Mrs Brak August 25, 2017

waffle fucker

a person (or animal) that enjoys sexual interactions with waffles.

stranger: wow have you met that guy jayden ?

person: no who is he ?

stranger: he’s this really horny guy who likes to jerk off to waffles

person: ohhh, he must be a waffle fucker

by the_real_ash1093 June 13, 2018

bold fucker

One who is brave with the their Tom foolery (Cloy Foolery) tactics.

Cloy sneeked in and screwed Tom’s wife, in the same bed as Tom, while he was sleeping...that is one bold fucker!

by Momslayer June 16, 2018

Muzzle Fucker

A term originated in the furry fandom. It means someone with a short penis. The word came from the thought that anthro creatures, such as wolves, have a long muzzle. If you can get past the muzzle with a blowjob, you are okay. If you can't make it (past the muzzle), you are a muzzle fucker.

"Did you hear what <asshole person> did to my car window? That Muzzle Fucker threw a rock through it!"

by Yiff-center June 19, 2018

Fucker Upper

Someone who fucks a lot of shit up

Urban dictionary not letting me Create a Dapper Upper explanation. What a bunch of Fucker Uppers

by Tank42069 July 4, 2018