by eli360OP June 2, 2016

The unit of measurement of caring about a certain situation. Usually used to describe things that are not cared about strongly.
I don't give a fuck
And zero fucks were given on that day
I give about half a fuck where we go to dinner. Really. You decide.
And zero fucks were given on that day
I give about half a fuck where we go to dinner. Really. You decide.
by gbbmiler June 12, 2012

Acronym: Fornication Under the Consent of the King.
Used during middle-ages in European countries where overpopulation was problematic enough to have laws to stifle reproduction. Since contraception options were not readily available at that time, & sexual intercourse is meant for reproduction, couples would have to get permission from the king before engaging in relations.
Used during middle-ages in European countries where overpopulation was problematic enough to have laws to stifle reproduction. Since contraception options were not readily available at that time, & sexual intercourse is meant for reproduction, couples would have to get permission from the king before engaging in relations.
by Nekonote Ashii June 28, 2014

A legit village in Austria.
No joke, it really is one. This is not the only badly named village in Austria, another one, not nearly as hilarious, but still funny none the less, is called Windpassing
No joke, it really is one. This is not the only badly named village in Austria, another one, not nearly as hilarious, but still funny none the less, is called Windpassing
I am now a little embarrassed that I have ancestors that came Austria, and with my luck, they probably came from the village of Fucking, too.
by Ender Piggy March 21, 2017

by Gerard Irick October 27, 2009

The commoners had to get permission to procreate; so they would then FORNICATE UNDER CONSENT of the KING. FUCK.
by mrs.potatohead April 25, 2010
