fruitakke

When you eat a piece of fruit and the juice squirts all over your face.

"I wanted to eat a peach for breakfast, but I didn't want fruitakke on my way to work"

by ingnuty August 26, 2013

fruice

n. Someone who does not like orange juice

Girl: Do you like orange juice?
Boy: No
Girl: Why are you such a fruice?!

by fruityfruiter February 8, 2014

fruity bud

really dank weed

Tristan- "Yo are you going to Stoneonta?"
Matt- "Yeah bro, I hear they got some fruity bud up there."

by Donny Fingaz October 2, 2014

frusband

a single woman's male friend who functions as her husband.

He came and shoveled my car out of the snow. He is such a good frusband.

by Myalogy January 28, 2015

Frustee

A reliable unit of measure for feelings of Frustration.
1000 Frustees = 30 second unskippable Youtube Ad

Alice: Babe? Have you found the condoms yet? I'm at 2000 Frustees here.
Greg: *Searching frantically* I'M OVER 9000!!

by HappyGoLuckyGoldFish February 4, 2016

Fruitgasm

When a piece of fruit is so juicy and amazing that you have and orgasm from the fruit. This can be achieved from inserting the fruit into the whole of your choice wether it be in the upper or lower regions.

Oh my holy fuck! Judy just had a Fruitgasm from that piece of watermelon!

by Emdave_thekatkid July 6, 2016

Frube it

The act of ejaculating into a condom, removing it, snipping the end and sucking the ejaculate out. Like a frube.

Dude, just frube it.

by Biggar September 20, 2016