ukrainian forklift

A move for one man to try on another male, when dude number one is standing with his hands on his knees, dude number two proceeds to make a ring with his arm going between person number one's legs. Dude number two then lifts with his legs, moving his arms up also, this lifts dude number one into the air by his nutsack, much like a forklift...hence the ukranian forklift

"I was tired after my run, then Jordan came up and gave me a Ukrainian Forklift!"

"Alec thourghly enjoys getting the Ukrainian forklift"

by Viva-la-man April 26, 2006

awkward forking

When a person has the opportunity to enter the spoons position with another person and instead faces the opposite direction.

Katy had the opportunity to spoon with Will, however he had a raging boner! being completely creeped out, she proceeded to awkward forking.

by hoosierwannabe August 30, 2010

forkosh

a legendary warrior
zams best companion

forkosh is one of zam's directives
zam must protect the forkosh
forkosh is nice
forkosh is good

by i am zam February 16, 2003

forkan

An alternative way of saying the F word. Particularly useful in office environments and other areas where you may not want to be so vulgar as to use the real F word

What the Forkan hell is going on.

Forkan off.

by Yakumocat January 20, 2007

forkoon

a spoon with a fork at the other end; spork.

He is eating momos (dumplings) with a forkoon.

by uttam maharjan February 18, 2011

Grand Forks

Grand Forks is a place in North Dokota...and North Dokota we all should know borders Canada. Now with scarce population, save for the groundchucks, whose armies are also dwindling, much like my own legions, this state appears as a large empty room beside a bumpin' little party...and staying, or rather being stuck here for any period of time is like looking at that party out the window and never getting any action...of any kind... :( my cup of sadness overflows...boo-hoo

and to save my brothers and sisters, I have devised a plot to send a few of my elite minions to devour their souls alive, and remove them from the scorched barren soil of a shadowed place on earth where middle earth and hell itself unite...

"I'm in Grand Forks, mom"

"Honey, did you take care to carefully write a will in case...anything...should happen?...anything?"

"Yeah, mom...my buddy Jerry is gettin' my porn, and Tommy gets my cds and dvds, and you can have that fuckin' ugly shirt back..."

"what about the loincloth I crocheted for you?"

"oh yeah, that too..." (walks away grumbling, grand fucking forks...I'll stick them in my eye...

by ///zXn May 31, 2004

Cox and Forkum

Couple of political columnists who make you happy to be a red state voter, but sad to be a blue state looser.

"I heard about Cox & Forkum, and almost wet my pants laughing," nobody from a blue state would say that.

by BeeJiggity January 4, 2005