This hillbilly redneck loves Nascar and Pokémon. Big Lucario fan. He loves Charizarding. He also loves cars. He might be carosexual. He is a bit of a ladies man but keeps his relationships non-physical. Has a haircut like Fred from Fred: The Movie.
"Oh, that's Trenton Ford. The Pokémon lovin', Charizardin', Nascar drivin', chuckle fuck."-Everyone that has every met him
by TheWarrior76 April 27, 2023

Is really great until you crash it into a crowd of people.
The safest way for these to exit a car meet is by a trailer.
The safest way for these to exit a car meet is by a trailer.
Suspect plowed through a crowd of car enthusiasts in a 2022 Ford Mustang Ecoboost. A fucking Ecoboost.
by dissingAllCars_cuzcan March 13, 2024

When you drive confidently and carelessly to make the other drivers in the street scared of you and not the other way around
Jimothy: Muayad has ford mentality
Cummings: what’s that ?
Jimothy: it when you’re driving manlier than others
Cummings: what’s that ?
Jimothy: it when you’re driving manlier than others
by Muayad October 4, 2020

by MistDancer16 September 25, 2018

by FattyBoomba67 April 27, 2022

To crush all sales goals and absolutely decimate any and all goals set for the given time frame. To get ahold of the most secluded people by outworking and outsmarting any and all methods of communication to make a meeting happen
by MilestoneInc February 1, 2022
